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308Jeff
02-01-2017, 12:39 PM
Nation's bacon reserves hit half-century low
http://www.msn.com/en-us/money/markets/nations-bacon-reserves-hit-half-century-low/ar-AAmu28c

square butte
02-01-2017, 12:42 PM
No body asked about what was in my freezer

Hogtamer
02-01-2017, 02:26 PM
It's a plot! The Chinese bought Smithfield foods a while back. I say no bellies to China!

TenTea
02-01-2017, 02:35 PM
Nooooooooo! :lol:

How will we effectively offend adherents to the Religion of Peace?

...or complement our eggs, for that matter?

jcwit
02-01-2017, 02:46 PM
Really? Our discount grocery has it on sale this week.

Hickory
02-01-2017, 02:49 PM
Time to riot!!!

308Jeff
02-01-2017, 02:53 PM
It's a plot! The Chinese bought Smithfield foods a while back. I say no bellies to China!

No wonder that stuff tastes weird.

What's weirder than weird tasting bacon?

labradigger1
02-01-2017, 02:55 PM
Or...
Grow your own.

country gent
02-01-2017, 02:59 PM
Well thank the animal rights groups for this. Most livestock operations are being greatly hindered by new regulations. Inspectors need to be present when feed is mixed, no stock prods, just rattle paddles, new restrictions on spreading wastes, among others. My brother is getting out of the hog finishing barn he has due to these new regulations and restrictions. You will soon be seeing this with chicken and beef also due to these changes. Its time for all pigs to step up for the cause

DerekP Houston
02-01-2017, 03:00 PM
Really? Our discount grocery has it on sale this week.

*shrug* I got a case from Zaycon fresh last month, 36lbs of deliciousness in my deep freeze :D.

buckwheatpaul
02-01-2017, 07:47 PM
First there was a shortage of Blue Bell Ice Cream and now bacon.....OMG it is getting scary out there guys.....Paul

Taylor
02-01-2017, 07:52 PM
There is a Viet Cong pot belly pig down the street from me.

Yodogsandman
02-01-2017, 09:48 PM
Hillary gouging pork bellies?

xs11jack
02-01-2017, 11:56 PM
Mr Taylor, did you say there WAS a pot bellied pig do the road a piece? Could we look at your freezer?
Ole Jack

tomme boy
02-02-2017, 12:41 AM
Time to riot!!!

You will not riot! You have to go to work!

garym1a2
02-03-2017, 12:42 PM
Theirs always turkey bacon.

toallmy
02-03-2017, 02:44 PM
That's not right , referring to turkey as bacon.

Duckiller
02-03-2017, 03:15 PM
The shortage is in FROZEN pork bellies, not bacon. Frozen pork bellies are excess that they can't sell to bacon makers. No bacon shortage yet! Whoever said turkey bacon should be severally reprimanded. That stuff isn't fit to eat. Perhaps our new President can get his Dept of Agriculture to change the rules so that farmers can make a decent living producing food.

308Jeff
02-03-2017, 03:25 PM
Gary's a little bit crazy...

garym1a2
02-03-2017, 05:52 PM
Turkey bacon is not that bad.

10x
02-03-2017, 05:59 PM
Time to get your city lot rezoned to allow pigs.

toallmy
02-03-2017, 06:18 PM
:-) You may be right garym1a2 I think my wife sneaks in turkey sausage when I'm not looking .

DerekP Houston
02-03-2017, 06:31 PM
Turkey bacon is not that bad.

ain't that great either. I personally don't buy products where the *best* description I can get is "well its not that bad"

garym1a2
02-04-2017, 12:05 AM
It tastes sorta like bacon only half the fat.

DCM
02-04-2017, 01:53 AM
That's not right , referring to turkey as bacon.

+1 It just aint the same. My wife bought some Once, trying to be "healthy".
Edible but just not right!

mold maker
02-04-2017, 06:44 PM
We eat ham for Thanksgiving and Christmas, why would I eat turkey bacon? That stuff is irreverent.

runfiverun
02-04-2017, 07:32 PM
now bacon on top of turkey and below the swiss cheese.
that can't be described as not that bad.
it only has hey! that's good as a description.

dragon813gt
02-04-2017, 07:42 PM
It's a plot! The Chinese bought Smithfield foods a while back. I say no bellies to China!

They should have never let this sale happen. Certain industries should not be for sale to foreign countries. Anything food related should be at the top of the list.

This is much to do about nothing. Wasn't it the UK that had a shortage a few years back? I love bacon. But it's used on way to many things these days.



now bacon on top of turkey and below the swiss cheese.
that can't be described as not that bad.
it only has hey! that's good as a description.

For Thanksgiving I smoke a turkey breast that's wrapped in bacon. Slit the skin, pack it w/ bacon and hold it in place w/ toothpicks if need be. I can't go back to eating bland turkey anymore. I've been known to inject the breast w/ "beer and butter" on occasion.

rondog
02-04-2017, 07:47 PM
Wish I had some cash to invest in pork bellies futures.....

Smoke4320
02-04-2017, 07:54 PM
Turkey bacon is not that bad.

Its not if your the pig .. I find it useless

halvey
02-04-2017, 10:29 PM
Local news says the bacon shortage is not real. More fake news.