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SharpsShooter
06-15-2008, 04:03 PM
A/P News Wire…Bar Sues Local Church …

In a small Texas town, a new tavern business started constructing a building in which to open up a bar. The local Baptist church began a campaign to block the bar from opening with petitions and prayers.

Work progressed, however right up until the week before opening, when lightning struck the bar and it burned to the ground.

The church folks were rather smug in their outlook until the bar owner
sued the church on the grounds that the church was ultimately responsible for the destruction of his building, either through direct or indirect actions or means. The church vehemently denied all responsibility or any connection to the building's demise in its reply to the court.

As the case made its way into court, the judge looked over the paperwork. At the hearing he commented, "I don't know how I'm going to decide this, but it appears from the paperwork that we have a bar owner who believes in the power of prayer, and an entire church congregation that doesn't."

JeffinNZ
06-15-2008, 04:30 PM
Come on! The church needs to stand behind it's actions. They prayed for devine intervention now they are saying it has nothing to do with them.
Still, double standards were good enough for my late father so......................

Forester
06-15-2008, 05:00 PM
This is simple...

Church's attorney: "Mr. Bar owner, did you file an insurance claim after lightning struck your bar causing it to burn down?"

Bar Owner: "yes I did"

Church's attorney: "Was that claim for Arson or an Act of God?

Bar Owner: "An act of god of course!"

Church's attorney: "Your honor I move that these charges be dismissed, the Plaintiff has just admitted he named the wrong party in this suit"

bc3660
06-15-2008, 07:42 PM
"Church's attorney: "Mr. Bar owner, did you file an insurance claim after lightning struck your bar causing it to burn down?"

Bar Owner: "yes I did"

Church's attorney: "Was that claim for Arson or an Act of God?"

Bar owner: Arson performed by God at the behest of the congeration!

Church's attorney: ???

SharpsShooter
06-16-2008, 02:50 PM
Conspiracy to commit arson by the church .


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