robertbank
06-05-2008, 06:57 AM
Located miles from anywhere reports surface about an old bachelor farmer who is mistreating his animals.
The SPCA guy heads out to the farm.
"We're told you're mistreating your animals," he says to
the farmer. "I want to speak to them myself."
"That's rediculous!" scoffs the farmer. "Animals
don't talk."
The SPCA guy goes over to the horses. He comes
back.
"The horses say you whip them unmercifully. Now, let me talk in private with your cows."
He comes back. "The cows report you're not feeding
them, not milking them."
"Cows can't talk," the farmer mutters to himself.
"Now," says the inspector.
"Let me talk to your sheep."
"Hang on a minute here," cries the farmer. "Those sheep,
they always lie!".....
The SPCA guy heads out to the farm.
"We're told you're mistreating your animals," he says to
the farmer. "I want to speak to them myself."
"That's rediculous!" scoffs the farmer. "Animals
don't talk."
The SPCA guy goes over to the horses. He comes
back.
"The horses say you whip them unmercifully. Now, let me talk in private with your cows."
He comes back. "The cows report you're not feeding
them, not milking them."
"Cows can't talk," the farmer mutters to himself.
"Now," says the inspector.
"Let me talk to your sheep."
"Hang on a minute here," cries the farmer. "Those sheep,
they always lie!".....