Proud Dad

[Slowpoke]

>> A Texas cowboy is drinking in a New York bar when he gets a call on
>> his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a
>> round of drinks for everybody in the bar because, he announces that
>> his wife has just produced a typical Texas baby boy weighing 25
pounds.
>>
>> Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but
>> the cowboy just shrugs, "That's about average down home,
folks...like
>> I said, my boy's just a typical Texas baby boy."
>>
>> Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations
>> of "WOW"! were heard. One woman actually fainted due to sympathy
pains.
>>
>> Two weeks later he returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say,
>> you're the father of that "typical Texas baby" that weighed 25
pounds
>> at birth, aren't you? Everybody's been makin' bets about how big
he'd
>> be in two weeks. We were gonna call you; so how much does he weigh
now?"
>>
>> The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds." The bartender is
>> puzzled, and concerned. "What happened? He already
>> weighed 25 pounds the day he was born"
>>
>> The cowboy takes a slow swig from his long-neck beer, wipes his lips
>> on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly
>> says,............. "Had him circumcised."

[carpetman]

Slowpoke--A circumscision aint no big deal in Texas,but will say I couldnt walk for a year.

[Slowpoke]

Slowpoke--A circumscision aint no big deal in Texas,but will say I couldnt walk for a year.

Your quite the thinker, don't strain yourself. :lol: