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BrassMagnet
09-04-2015, 03:39 PM
My new security system works. I got the jump on George.
He is strong and quick, so I didn't hang on to him for very long. I grabbed him by the ankles and I started shaking him. Jacketed bullets started raining out of his pocket. He started twisting and kicking at me. I lost a grip on one ankle. He is strong! He started kicking even faster. He is fast. I lost my grip and he got away.
These bullets are big. 405 grain .458 bullets should work really well in my 45-70.

For those that are going to ask. I can not disclose what my new security system is. George would find out and I would lose my advantage.

tinhorn97062
09-04-2015, 04:06 PM
That dude's tough...but I hear he's got a soft spot for a fresh baked snickerdoodle. Next time, bait that trap properly and I bet you'd hang on to him a bit longer.

psmokey
09-04-2015, 08:35 PM
Was he drunk at the time. Must have been for you coming that close to catching him.
Phil :bigsmyl2:

BrassMagnet
09-04-2015, 08:37 PM
Was he drunk at the time. Must have been for you coming that close to catching him.
Phil :bigsmyl2:


I don't know. I'm afraid to inventory the sour mash.
I would sure hate to learn I wasted all that money on the new system!

tdoor4570
09-04-2015, 09:47 PM
Hay brass George told me over coffee that he has done figured you and your new system out

captain-03
09-04-2015, 10:33 PM
Hay brass George told me over coffee that he has done figured you and your new system out

You actually spoke with George? WOW!

tdoor4570
09-05-2015, 09:26 AM
You actually spoke with George? WOW!

strange dude too

chuckbuster
09-09-2015, 07:20 AM
I heard George is an acronym of his real name to make it harder to track him,,,,

BrassMagnet
09-09-2015, 09:25 AM
I heard George is an acronym of his real name to make it harder to track him,,,,

Acronym or Anagram?
Alias?

tdoor4570
09-10-2015, 05:21 PM
George is an alias plus he is a master of disguise. You never know what he looks like

tinhorn97062
09-10-2015, 05:31 PM
George is an alias plus he is a master of disguise. You never know what he looks like

I hear he's known as "hor-hay", and is into the whole underground wrestling scene, depending on what part of town you're in.

jonp
09-10-2015, 05:35 PM
Was This Him?

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tinhorn97062
09-10-2015, 05:40 PM
Was This Him?

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Looks just like the guy that's sketched on the side of the overpass. I bet that's why he was able to slip the trap that BrassMagnet laid- he's a professional underground amateur wrestler! :holysheep

tdoor4570
09-11-2015, 10:43 AM
that is not the guy I had coffee with . he looked a lot like Jimmy Carter

skeettx
09-11-2015, 01:26 PM
He he he
All I saw was his GRIN!!
Mike

chuckbuster
09-11-2015, 06:07 PM
Acronym or Anagram?
Alias?

Acronym like NATO or NCAA

Littlewolf
09-13-2015, 03:32 PM
gets
every
old
reloading
gear
encountered

offers
not
entertained

dont
over
look
lead
and
redding

but
into
loads
loaded

george one dollar bill

skeettx
09-13-2015, 03:35 PM
He he he
well done you poet!!
Mike

BrassMagnet
09-14-2015, 09:13 AM
gets
every
old
reloading
gear
encountered

offers
not
entertained

dont
over
look
lead
and
redding

but
into
loads
loaded

george one dollar bill


Wow!
You sure have George's number!
Your feet show it.
They are Longfellows!

Hardcast416taylor
09-14-2015, 08:54 PM
I have it on good authority that George`s real name is RUMPLESTILSKIN!Robert

douglasskid
09-21-2015, 09:19 PM
Littlewolf, that was cool!!