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waksupi
05-14-2015, 02:03 AM
http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/purina-employee-arrested-for-stealing-and-eating-over-30000-of-dog-biscuits/

Allentown, PA | An employee of a Purina pet food plant, was arrested this morning by the Allentown Police Department and Pennsylvania state troopers, after being accused of stealing more than 30,000$ in pet food over the last 18 months.
A Philadelphia native, Barry Larson, is accused of stealing more than 150,000 Milkbone dog biscuits between the month of August 2013 and March 2015. Surprisingly, the 49-year old employee doesn’t even own a pet, and would have ingested nearly 3000 dog biscuits per day during his work hours, according to Purina spokesman, Keith Schopp.
“We noticed a few months ago that something was wrong with our dog biscuit production,” says Mr. Schopp.“When we checked the quantity of ingredients that were used in the production and the number of biscuits that were produced, the numbers just didn’t add up! We began installing more security cameras at various strategic locations throughout the factory, and we were finally able to identify the problem. Mr. Larson, who worked in the quality check sector, was eating almost half of the biscuits that went by him.” http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/purina5.jpg (http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/purina5.jpg)The employee was caught on camera on several occasions over the last weeks, eating hundreds of biscuits at a time during his work hours.

The Allentown Police Department and the Pennsylvania state troopers met the media this afternoon to comment this rather unusual case. Public relations officer of the state police, Capt. Brian Tobin, confirmed that the company did most of the investigative work and built a very solid case against Mr. Larson.
“Purina has provided us with hours of video evidence in which we see the suspect smoke drugs on his work site, and then eat hundreds of dog biscuits” says Captain Tobin, visibly amused. “The images are a little bit disturbing, but very conclusive in terms of evidence. We proceeded with Mr. Larson’s arrest this morning for 15 charges of petty theft, and found him to be in possession of 10 grams of cannabis.” http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/allentown.jpg (http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/allentown.jpg)The press conference of the Allentown Police Department attracted a surprising amount of media attention, as dozens of journalists from all over the American East Coast were present in the small conference room.

Barry Larson’s ex-girlfriend, Patricia Nelson, told a reporter from WKPN 23, that she was aware of his “addictions” to both cannabis and dog biscuits, and that she had actually left him when she had found out.
“Every night, he came back from work with a really horrible breath” she said with disgust.“It was not just a normal bad breath, it was really a foul stench that never left, even if he brushed his teeth or used mouthwash. One day, I came back from work earlier than usual, and surprised him with his mouth full of dog biscuits! I nearly threw up! I was so disgusted, that I packed my things and left. I didn’t know, however, that he was stealing the biscuits…” Mr. Larson is expected to appear before a Lehigh County court to present his plea on Friday, concerning 15 charges of petty theft and one charge of drug possession.

Artful
05-14-2015, 02:54 AM
Doggonest story ever...

smokeywolf
05-14-2015, 03:09 AM
Maybe if he sits up and begs the judge will just swat him across the nose with a rolled up newspaper.

facetious
05-14-2015, 03:26 AM
She should have looked his right in the eye and told him that he had better not ever complain about her cooking ever again!!!!!!!!

claude
05-14-2015, 04:05 AM
Wonder what he's been licking:x

375supermag
05-14-2015, 06:22 AM
I was just sitting here when my Black Lab showed me this story...Yeah...he reads Cast Boolits, he's a smart dog, being a Lab and all.

He thinks it is a crime of the highest order. He never thought any person could eat more dog biscuits than he can and he is NOT amused!
Wesson (the Black Lab that lets us live in his house) says he knows a Veterinarian that could "fix" this guys problem.

He ran out in the kitchen and is standing guard in front of his biscuit box. I haven't seen him this upset since the whole Michael Vick dog abuse story...some stories are just to upsetting for a sensitive, intelligent dog to be exposed to.

rosewood
05-14-2015, 06:43 AM
Nope, weed has no affect on people around the users, totally harmless, just ask the legalize advocates...

PbHurler
05-14-2015, 07:21 AM
I'll bet he had GREAT hair, and clean teeth.

Wayne Smith
05-14-2015, 07:26 AM
Compulsive eating disorder often has a neurological base, especially when the person is eating non-nutritious or less than normal foods.

Just saying ...

M-Tecs
05-14-2015, 07:36 AM
World News Daily Report is a spoof site.

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Garyshome
05-14-2015, 07:51 AM
Man I love to eat those things, I fight with the dogs all the time....but 3000 a day?

BLTsandwedge
05-14-2015, 09:40 PM
The story didn't mention that they saw this guy scooting bare-arsed on the carpet and licking his butt constantly. The story also doesn't mention that Pennsylvania is on the hook for the cost of emptying his anal sacks for the period of time he's incarcerated. Yep, I'm moving out of PA just in time.....

bhn22
05-14-2015, 10:40 PM
I'm gonna call BS on this one. Here's a different version that says the guy wore expensive flea collars to work.
http://unconfirmedbreakingnews.com/2015/05/breaking-news-3530/

Bad dog, no biscuit!

fatnhappy
05-14-2015, 11:28 PM
was he not QC checking them? Why isn't he employee of the month?

snuffy
05-15-2015, 12:44 AM
I was just sitting here when my Black Lab showed me this story...Yeah...he reads Cast Boolits, he's a smart dog, being a Lab and all.

He thinks it is a crime of the highest order. He never thought any person could eat more dog biscuits than he can and he is NOT amused!
Wesson (the Black Lab that lets us live in his house) says he knows a Veterinarian that could "fix" this guys problem.

He ran out in the kitchen and is standing guard in front of his biscuit box. I haven't seen him this upset since the whole Michael Vick dog abuse story...some stories are just to upsetting for a sensitive, intelligent dog to be exposed to.

Dadgummit, I laughed so hard at that I've tears to wipe off my cheeks! My golden is giving me weird looks, then looking at his biscuit stash!

mrvmax
05-15-2015, 07:56 AM
It is surprising how many people take the satire sites articles as true.

KYCaster
05-15-2015, 11:16 PM
Laid down in the street to lick himself and got run over by a garbage truck!

starmac
05-16-2015, 05:33 PM
She should have looked his right in the eye and told him that he had better not ever complain about her cooking ever again!!!!!!!!

What do you think caused him to turn to dog biscuits. lol
Totally unbelievable, just because of the sheer numbers. He ate half of the plants production, lol give me a break.

Mytmousemalibu
05-16-2015, 11:48 PM
That was a good laugh! 3000 biscuits a day huh! Thats probably equivalent to like 3-4 big bags of dog food, and a "human" did this, lol. Did he go out to the plant's lawn on break to drop some creamy coils in the grass too? Sorry I couldn't resist!

I'm lovin this forum more & more!

RogerDat
05-17-2015, 04:59 AM
My standard Schnauzer said it must be the pot giving him the munchies..... or he has worms. Schnauzers are analytical like that, but then she asked why didn't he ask for cheese? Cheese is good. Or hot dogs, mmmm hot dogs. Milk bones eh? nothing special. I'll take one but only after intense eye contact and mind control beams fail to yield some of that good stuff.

Lloyd Smale
05-17-2015, 07:59 AM
tasted one once to see why the dogs go nuts for them. I about puked. there terrible tasting

M-Tecs
05-17-2015, 09:16 AM
Again the World News Daily Report is a spoof site. Nothing on it is real.

JSnover
05-17-2015, 09:26 AM
Again the World News Daily Report is a spoof site. Nothing on it is real.
Dang. I already gave them all of my credit card and checking account information for a free subscription.