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WILCO
01-25-2015, 10:36 PM
:popcorn::holysheep[smilie=s::popcorn:

DCM
01-25-2015, 11:19 PM
None of the above.
Chances are I am using something of hers for my purposes here. [smilie=1:
Depends on what and how bad is the infraction.

btroj
01-25-2015, 11:23 PM
Doing what?

ballistim
01-25-2015, 11:30 PM
I was caught by SWMBO with a red head doing what?

btroj
01-25-2015, 11:32 PM
Eating chili with beans next to a brunette?

ballistim
01-25-2015, 11:38 PM
Oh man, I'm really in trouble now! Gee, thanks WILCO![emoji2]::holysheep[smilie=s[emoji3][emoji13]

waynem34
01-25-2015, 11:38 PM
It's not what it looks like!!!!

texassako
01-25-2015, 11:47 PM
Blurting out "WILCO's polls made me do it!" just might confuse her long enough for me to come up with a better plan.

Dhammer
01-25-2015, 11:51 PM
Rule one deny deny!! They don't want to believe you can do anything wrong.
2 if its buying a new bow, gun etc that they didn't know about but saw the bill. Apologize and say, I apologized thats The end of it, won't do it again (until next time ;) if that doesn't work run like hell.

runfiverun
01-25-2015, 11:54 PM
I make her believe it's her fault.
if that fails I revert to number 4, if that fails I help her pack her stuff.

aspangler
01-26-2015, 12:28 AM
Won't happen here. No longer have one. Thank God.

Blacksmith
01-26-2015, 12:52 AM
Deny everything! It won't make any difference and she will never forget but it gives you something to do while waiting for the punishment to begin. Remember she will never forget so the punishment is never completely over.

Lonegun1894
01-26-2015, 05:36 AM
If I do anything she doesn't appreciate, it is either leaving gun stuff, usually casting or reloading gear all over the place, which is an easy fix, or something to do with letting the dogs get away with something, or more likely being right there with them doing it too. In which case it means I sleep with them for a while, which I don't mind a bit and usually do anyway. Actually, I think I think I sleep cuddled with the dogs more than I do with her. Maybe I do stay in trouble and have just gotten used to it afterall?

randyrat
01-26-2015, 06:02 AM
Avoid eye contact, keep a friend around, better if you get one her friends to come over, at least until the steam is released a bit. Bring home supper like Chinese take out, the Big M supper club ain't gonna work this time.

You just want the initial steam to settle, it will never go away, it is just more ammo for next time so get that out of your head.

Rustyleee
01-26-2015, 08:41 AM
Sounds like a guilty man looking for help.

Hickory
01-26-2015, 09:02 AM
Sounds like a guilty man looking for help.

Sound more like a man who needs a lot of sunshine and warm
weather so he can get out of the house.

Col4570
01-26-2015, 09:15 AM
A good excuse is "My Belt Buckle Broke" and Fifi is repairing it.

USAFrox
01-26-2015, 09:23 AM
You forgot the "Deny everything" option.

Goatwhiskers
01-26-2015, 09:26 AM
Dang! Can't believe I actually answered two of these polls! Wilco, don't you have something constructive to do? GW

osteodoc08
01-26-2015, 09:32 AM
A person with nothing to hide, hides nothing.

I really dont don't know how to answer this one.

WILCO
01-26-2015, 10:42 AM
Dang! Can't believe I actually answered two of these polls!

Hahaha! The power of WILCO. :mrgreen:



Wilco, don't you have something constructive to do? GW

I find that making polls is very constructive. I enjoy the responses and we all learn something. Thanks for playing along. [smilie=s:

powderburnerr
01-26-2015, 12:17 PM
stomp in the house at 0300 hrs , drunk ,with lipstick on my shirt ,bang and clang all over the house ,stomp up the stairs ,slam open the bedroom door and shout as loud as loud as I can honey im frisky ,,,,she is asleep every time.

Harter66
01-26-2015, 01:35 PM
Jeeze this 1 is a no brainer "It's for the other woman", we have a female dog/soon to be it ,2 female/it cats , 2 daughters , 2 DILs and 5 granddaughters. It's a pretty clever escape plan.

willie_pete
01-26-2015, 05:31 PM
Admit nothing, deny everything, make counter accusations.

WP

NavyVet1959
01-26-2015, 06:52 PM
I find that making polls is very constructive. I enjoy the responses and we all learn something. Thanks for playing along. [smilie=s:

If you think polls are such a nice thing to occupy your obviously too empty life, might I suggest you go over to SodaHead (http://www.sodahead.com)? Even *you* might get tired of them after that site. :)

Smoke4320
01-26-2015, 07:01 PM
ask if she wants to join in :)

DLCTEX
01-26-2015, 07:33 PM
Doesn't happen.

GoodOlBoy
01-26-2015, 08:32 PM
Dunno, ain't got nuttin' ta hide these days.... kinda wish I did... but I don't...

GoodOlBoy

slim1836
01-26-2015, 08:35 PM
Run, Forest, Run.

Slim

lightman
01-28-2015, 09:09 PM
Act concerned, deny everything, and admit nothing. Act like a democrat!:-P

hoosierlogger
01-28-2015, 09:21 PM
Deny, demand proof, and spread counter allegations.

TXGunNut
01-28-2015, 10:38 PM
Not gonna happen. I can't be bothered to keep one woman happy, do you think I'd be stupid enough to try to keep two women happy? My house, my rules. My door, don't slam it on the way out.

JB Weld
01-29-2015, 07:46 PM
Man! There is a lot of big talk on this thread! :holysheep

WILCO
01-31-2015, 04:22 PM
Bump for a post count!

Houndog
01-31-2015, 08:37 PM
Remember it's a whole lot easier to ask for forgiveness than permission! As far as getting caught with another woman, just call the undertaker, she'd shoot both of us! NO DOUBT!!!!!

Pinsnscrews
02-01-2015, 03:34 AM
You forgot the option "Hand her the prepaid gift card for Coach/Michael Kohrs"

waynem34
02-01-2015, 03:39 AM
Shoot if you want I'm an evil twin!

Bulldogger
02-12-2015, 10:14 AM
"But Honey, it's for Science!"

101VooDoo
02-12-2015, 12:00 PM
New gun? What new gun?

:dung_hits_fan:

robg
02-14-2015, 05:42 AM
dont get caught

kysunfish
02-14-2015, 06:11 AM
You said I could have a girlfriend if I didn't spend any money on her!

triggerhappy243
02-14-2015, 06:36 AM
I do not understand the acronym.

101VooDoo
02-18-2015, 08:28 PM
I do not understand the acronym.

She who must be obeyed

wallenba
02-18-2015, 11:36 PM
That's my story...

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frkelly74
02-19-2015, 01:16 AM
I just point at one of the kids who might be handy and smile stupidly.

captaint
02-20-2015, 10:33 AM
It used to go like "I haven't seen that gun before" ?? Oh, I've had this one...... This was just a few years into the marriage. A few years down the road it was "really, how long ?? OK, a week. Got me. Hey, it ain't like she doesn't have her deals too !!

Vulcan Bob
02-21-2015, 01:37 PM
First time caught I was asked, what are you doing with my iron, why I'm steaming some dents out of this here rifle stock, then, what are you doing with my hair dryer, why I'm melting the old lube out of this here lubra-sizer. Both times I got the "look" and was admonished not to "screw" them up!

castalott
02-21-2015, 02:00 PM
How did that one guy say it???? "Nothing is happening...Are you going to believe me or your lying eyes?"

WILCO
03-05-2015, 10:31 AM
Bump!

WILCO
08-28-2015, 05:03 PM
http://imghumour.com/assets/Uploads/Lets-Bump.jpg

bob208
08-28-2015, 06:55 PM
I am trying to talk some sense to this liberal hillery supporter and save her from the dark side.

tdoor4570
08-28-2015, 07:14 PM
First off what's a SWMBO and caught doing what

Taylor
08-28-2015, 07:41 PM
admit nothing,deny everything,make counter accusations.

shunka
09-01-2015, 02:36 AM
"Ah tweetie! look at what I found, that you can give me for christmas!"

Lonegun1894
09-01-2015, 02:56 AM
First off what's a SWMBO and caught doing what

See, if you have to ask that, it delays your answering time to something that may cost you your life or worse. Come one, you need a PLAN!!! :)

SWMBO = She Who Must Be Obeyed

doing what? well, that depends. In my case it's usually getting busted sneaking a new gun or new mold into the house, or me and the dog sneaking wild game meat into the house which usually results in a mess while we butcher it (usually a hog) in the back yard.

starmac
09-01-2015, 03:01 AM
See, if you have to ask that, it delays your answering time to something that may cost you your life or worse. Come one, you need a PLAN!!! :)

SWMBO = She Who Must Be Obeyed

doing what? well, that depends. In my case it's usually getting busted sneaking a new gun or new mold into the house, or me and the dog sneaking wild game meat into the house which usually results in a mess while we butcher it (usually a hog) in the back yard.

Suppose to have the wife butcher it for you. lol

Lonegun1894
09-01-2015, 03:24 AM
I'll get to work on that some day. So far, I have been considering myself lucky to not be the one getting butchered.

jethunter
09-02-2015, 09:05 PM
Pretend there's nothing wrong and don't draw attention to yourself. Start a conversation with her and talk about something completely unrelated. She noticed but she's not sure if you're flagrantly disregarding her wishes or just stupid. She's waiting to see how guilty you are before she reacts.

In case you didn't know, it is infinitely safer for you if SWMBO thinks you're stupid instead of thinking you chose not to obey. :)