CHOP CHOP! Homeowner Stops Break-In With Machete <-- GOOD ONE!

[DougGuy]

OMG! If you were a burglar, would you even dream of going back and trying your luck with this one again? Me thinks not NO but HELL NO! After she chopped him in the head when he tried to crawl into her house through the window, this Memphis home owner ran NAKED out her front door wielding her machete in pursuit.

(You got to play the video to get the full effect!) :bigsmyl2:

http://www.wlox.com/story/27772477/police-search-for-burglary-suspect-allegedly-cut-by-homeowner?clienttype=generic&mobilecgbypass



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[s mac]

Bravo, we need more of this.

[HATCH]

"CHOP IT"
I think someone should give her a new machete
Something like the reporter had.

[RobS]

That'll do............that'll do

[DougGuy]

"CHOP IT"
I think someone should give her a new machete
Something like the reporter had.

That one would have probably gotten stuck in the bum's skull! Somehow the thought of that makes me think of a good ol' Popeye cartoon..

[MaLar]

I think the rust one is best. Some one needing a tetanus shot with a head wound would key the cops in.

[HATCH]

I think the rust one is best. Some one needing a tetanus shot with a head wound would key the cops in.

I think someone bleeding out in the victims yard would also key the cops in too

[RoyEllis]

Do ya think she likes mustard on her biscuits? Mmmhmmm
A whole new tack to a "Slingblade" sequel:drinks:

On a serious note, I hope this incident is enough to guarantee her future safety, word gets around & all. Maybe the rest will bypass her home when they get the itch to rob someone.

[Harter66]

So the neighbors didn't notice a naked angry black woman with a machete run out of her home chasing somebody ? Dude that is a rough hood' .

[dakotashooter2]

I think the rust one is best. Some one needing a tetanus shot with a head wound would key the cops in.

Or a little blood poisoning.............................

[dubber123]

I love it! She sends several good messages. :)

[Friends call me Pac]

That was good. CHOP IT!

[Lee]

Naked? Oh my eyes.
But why no pix of the perp?
Prolly looked like a split open coconut! And just as smart.......................:-P

[DougGuy]

He hasn't shown up at a hospital yet. Maybe he is dead in the woods somewhere?

[Plate plinker]

Yakkity yak don't come back. Chop chop.

[hithard]

I do believe I would rather be shot than hit in the head with a machete

[.22-10-45]

In the video..she loooks pretty comfortable swinging that blade..and by the rust and gouges in that blade...perhaps there was some "undocumented" whacking in her past?

[DougGuy]

She named it "Rufus"

MEMPHIS, Tenn. — A Whitehaven woman, armed with a machete, took on a man who tried breaking into her home in the 5000 block of Horn Lake.
“I was swinging my machete thinking, ‘Chop him! Chop him! Chop him!'” Cheryl Nibley said.

She sprang into action Tuesday afternoon when she heard someone breaking into her house. “As I was talking to the police on the phone I was hearing my window coming up in my bedroom,” she said. “So I’m telling the police that he’s coming in the house! He’s coming in the house!”

As the window went up, Nibley brought her machete down over and over again. She has even given the machete a name, calling it Rufus. “Say hello to my little friend,” she teased, holding a foot-long knife up. “I chopped the blinds up. I chopped him up. I chopped the bed up.”

She thinks she sliced the intruder on the head and shoulders.

He took off running, but Nibley and her machete took off after him. “I ran back out the door with my machete and my cell phone. I was still on the phone with the police, and I was chasing him down the road there.”

Nibley believes this was the same person who broke into her home last month. “He broke in here right before Christmas and stole all the televisions,” she said.

She has a warning and advice for anyone who thinks about coming back uninvited. “They need to be careful, and they need to go get a job! Go make some money and stop stealing people’s stuff!”

However, if they do come back, she and Rufus will be waiting. “Rufus, you did good,” she said, petting the knife. “You saved me!”

Nibley lost sight of the intruder as she was chasing him, but thinks he may be injured.

So far, police do not have any leads.

[xs11jack]

Hope he gets a really bad infection that is hard to treat!!
Ole Jack