You're alone on a deserted island. A box washes up on shore..........

[WILCO]

What's in the box? :popcorn:

[Artful]

my luck, a Yamaha Synth stuck on

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MFbn8EbB4k

[Beagle333]

A hatchet, a lot of rope, a couple of sails, and a compass. (oh, and a volleyball.) :wink:

[powderburnerr]

A pt boat and 10,000 gallons of fuel completely stocked with food and good scotch with a red headed cutie pie stowed away in the galley,and looking for an island

[btroj]

Hopefully a main course, I'm tired of dessert by now.

[NavyVet1959]

Hopefully O'Bozo's head... I would then bury it so that I could piss on his grave before I die...

[reloader28]

My luck, it would be a used rubber.

[quilbilly]

A hatchet, a good stainless knife, a shovel, a bucket and plenty of plastic to make fresh water, stainless hooks with a cool of dacron line, 300 feet of 1/4" poly rope, and maybe that babe in the white gown in the new ads for those video games.

[Bzcraig]

A satellite phone and toilet paper.

[geargnasher]

A replicator from Star Trek.

Gear

[scaevola]

Another box.

What's in the box? :popcorn:

[Col4570]

A solar powered satellite Phone system and a Bacon Butty.

[GoodOlBoy]

hilary clinton's book, cause Lord knows I'll need toilet paper on the island....

GoodOlBoy

[marvelshooter]

A satellite smart phone so I can get my daily fix of this forum.

[Southern Son]

With all of my luck, an old analogue mobile phone, with a flat battery.

[Multigunner]

Provisions tools and weapons all marked property of Captain Nemo of the Nautilus.
Not a moment too soon because the giant chickens and crabs have eaten all my fellow balloonists.

[HarryT]

Bren Ten magazines.

[captaint]

Stacy's Mom

[Love Life]

A protractor, a coloring book (no crayons), and T-Shirt with a T-Rex on it.

[blademasterii]

A magic lamp with a genie.

[Three44s]

All that gun powder and primers we've been searching for but no gun or load tools to put it together!

.......... "It's always something ........."


Three 44s

[marlin39a]

The complete Gilligans Island series on VHS.

[762sultan]

captaint, If you mean that gal from the Cadillac commercial I hope I am stranded on that island too!

[Outpost75]

A proper Cargo Cult Fantasy!

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[fatnhappy]

Stacy's Mom

I hear she's got it going on.

[MT Gianni]

Another member of the Kaaga cult, lol.
My vote would be for a sat phone gps and fresh batteries if I had been there over 6 months.

[Col4570]

An inflatable Boat so that I can get off the Island before the cement and Shovels arrive.:?

[starbits]

My family and sovereignty papers for the island to form my own nation with laws according to Starbits.

Starbits

[clyde-the-pointer]

My ex crack addicted gf and her new drug dealer bf.

[Tallbald]

A case of tampons and and bound copies of Arthritis Today magazine from my doctor's office, and all the copies are the same month. Don.

[square butte]

My Wife

[RugerFan]

...and maybe that babe in the white gown in the new ads for those video games.

That would be Kate Upton. Good call.

[waynem34]

Some of these boxes are going to be pretty big.Oo.So I'll have one of the luxury Hotels with casino and dancing girls.J/k Solar powered Sat phone and survival supplies would be hard to beat.

[RayinNH]

A magic lamp with a genie.

Just don't ask for a million bucks.

[JWFilips]

Obama, Then I will be stuck with him instead of the rest of us! The USA may bounce back!:bigsmyl2:

[Skunk1]

My wife and no kids!!!! She's the only one brave enough to put up with me.

[NavyVet1959]

The premise is that the island is deserted, not that it is bare. That just means that there are no other *people* there. It's possible that this deserted island is the paradise that we've always wanted. Why should we ruin it by having other people on it -- including Kate Upton. Eventually, she's going to open her mouth and soon thereafter, we would be longing for the peace and quiet of before she arrived.

[bdicki]

Stacy's Mom
http://global3.memecdn.com/i-love-stifler-amp-039-s-mom_o_1553293.jpg

[Nueces]

Nigella Lawson and a fully stocked kitchen.

[NavyVet1959]

I hear she's got it going on.

Definitely...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZLfasMPOU4

[NavyVet1959]

I hear she's got it going on.

Definitely...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZLfasMPOU4

TRIVIA -- The woman playing the part of "Stacy's Mom" in the video is Rachel Hunter and she is married to Rod Stewart.

[Thumbcocker]

The item pictured in post #38 could come in handy if you needed to caulk a leaky boat.

[captaint]

762Sultan - I was really referring to the Stacy's Mom video. check it out on UT or whatever. My goodness.... I forget the Mom's real name, she's a model in real life. Also, Stacy's Mom in the Cadillac ad is quite delightful also. Agreed. Mike

[RayinNH]

Rachel Hunter.

[HATCH]

Is the box a connex??
How big is the island?

If it is a fedex size box (ie large flat rate UPSP box) then I would love a waterproof sat phone, a GPS, and a solar charger that could charge both those items
Now if its a connex size boxed then I would want a lot more stuff as I wouldn't want to leave the island...

[ncbearman]

How many things can fit in "the box"

This would come in handy!
123937

But she would probably be more helpful.
123938

Now this would solve all your problems!
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[Harter66]

The law of Murphy states that no matter what is in the box it will useless to me. By the time I've been there a month or 2 depending on just how much island I'm going to be week on my way to thatched huts or tree houses. My luck dictates I be washed up on 1 of those air strip islands 300 feet wide and 4000 feet long with gas pumps that haven't seen a drop since 1952 . And the tanks have long since crumbled into oxides and a red stain.

The box is a case of 1982 Hickory farms holiday packs or a pair of brand new Hyundai Genesis's . I win now I can dump 1 and use the other for blast and the sea van as a boat to get off the island which ultimately ends in burial at sea .

Yep that's how it works for me .

[Multigunner]

While a box with Stacy's mom sounds good on the surface, remember that she'd have been floating around in a sealed container in tropical heat for days and possibly weeks. Opening the box might be an unpleasant surprize.

[Harter66]

Schrodingers cat?

[rr2241tx]

Schrodingers cat?

That!

[Cornbread]

Provided the thing in the box can be still living and if I already have everything I need to survive the I'd like Dylan Ryder to be in the box, if I don't already have everything to survive then Kellie Nightlinger.

[NoAngel]

http://i1216.photobucket.com/albums/dd371/Reloadingfool/imagejpg1_zps9e1925a2.jpg

[nemesisenforcer]

The severed head of Gwenyth Paltrow.

[Gelandangan]

Box? What box?
Who took the box?
Where is it you bastard?

[Col4570]

The severed head of Gwenyth Paltrow.

A bit over the top remark there do,nt you think.

[ncbearman]

The severed head of Gwenyth Paltrow.


A bit over the top remark there do,nt you think.

I know right! I was thinking the same thing.

[dakotashooter2]

With my luck ....Hillary Clinton....................But I'd be willing to make that sacrifice for the sake of the nation.......................

[GREENCOUNTYPETE]

Just don't ask for a million bucks. not unless you have a rifle to shoot them with , you could have you some sun dried venison jerky

[Dan Cash]

A Bible and a Rosary.

[Charlie, AKA The Deacon]

I myself would hope to see in my box, a small still and a 1978 Playboy!! any month would be fine. :redneck:

[exile]

A Bible, a Glock 17, a Cold Steel SRK and a CD of "Kind of Blue" by Miles Davis.

exile

[Col4570]

Some Saltpeter,Sulphur Charcoal,Solid Drawn thick walled tube,scrap steel including Spring steel,A Hacksaw,Files,Taps,Flints,Matches,An Axe,Soft Iron Wire to bind the Barrel to my basic Fowler,the means to hunt taken care of a Telescope would be handy whilst waiting by my ready to light signal fire.

[MT Gianni]

Since the box is proven transportation you could always use it to leave.

[Cornbread]

Since the box is proven transportation you could always use it to leave.

If I got my wish for what would be in the box, I'd hide the box in case she figured that out and just enjoy the island, probably for years :)

[oldsagerat]

A bridge back to the mainland. Well, this is fictional, right?

[big bore 99]

With my luck, a bag of sand from Home Depot.

[tygar]

Sophie Loren at 23 (me at 19) several cases of ******, a cardiac jump starter for when I go into arrest & a never ending case of Dos Eques Amber. And, for when we get too old, a sat phone with a evercharge battery to get rescued.
(what the heck is wrong with V******?)try again veeaagraa

give me a break! what kind of mickey mouse political correctness is this! Censorship at its stupidest!

[NavyVet1959]

Sophie Loren at 23 (me at 19) several cases of ******, a cardiac jump starter for when I go into arrest & a never ending case of Dos Eques Amber. And, for when we get too old, a sat phone with a evercharge battery to get rescued.
(what the heck is wrong with V******?)try again veeaagraa

give me a break! what kind of mickey mouse political correctness is this! Censorship at its stupidest!

Probably because the majority of the people who are posting about that are spammers.

You just have to be creative...

Víagra

[freebullet]

Space shuttle

[WILCO]

Bump!

[Multigunner]

(what the heck is wrong with V******?)try again veeaagraa

One UK gun collector board I visited years ago would blank out the word "cock". You had to type "half bent" or "full bent" rather than "full cock" or "half cock".
Another UK literary board censored the name of author Micheal Moorcock.

[NavyVet1959]

One UK gun collector board I visited years ago would blank out the word "cock". You had to type "half bent" or "full bent" rather than "full cock" or "half cock".
Another UK literary board censored the name of author Micheal Moorcock.

I always thought that the net nanny software should allow a user to set the level of censorship that the user was willing to accept. As a former sailor, my threshold for profanity is rather high -- probably at max scale. :)

[scaevola]

One of my all-time favorite examples of censorship is a well-known California gun forum that would post 'saltwater' as sal****er.

One UK gun collector board I visited years ago would blank out the word "cock". You had to type "half bent" or "full bent" rather than "full cock" or "half cock".
Another UK literary board censored the name of author Micheal Moorcock.


I always thought that the net nanny software should allow a user to set the level of censorship that the user was willing to accept. As a former sailor, my threshold for profanity is rather high -- probably at max scale. :)

[WILCO]

http://ts1.mm.bing.net/th?&id=HN.607989703905774490&w=300&h=300&c=0&pid=1.9&rs=0&p=0