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jaysouth
07-29-2014, 10:50 PM
http://blog.petflow.com/did-you-know-you-can-open-cans-without-a-can-opener-heres-how/

WallyM3
07-29-2014, 10:54 PM
Well, I'll be d@mned!!!!

I still have one HXP spam can left unopened.

(lots of tuna, too)

runfiverun
07-29-2014, 11:12 PM
so where do I get the special survival cement block??

WallyM3
07-29-2014, 11:12 PM
Any parking lot.

NewbieDave007
07-29-2014, 11:24 PM
so where do I get the special survival cement block??

You too "can" get a ninja black survival concrete block shipped to you for 3 easy payments of $19.99!!!

WallyM3
07-29-2014, 11:27 PM
But wait...there's more!

NewbieDave007
07-29-2014, 11:28 PM
^^^lol. I thought about adding that but thought it would be too much.

WallyM3
07-29-2014, 11:29 PM
Count on me for being too much.

Do they include a banned AK?

NewbieDave007
07-29-2014, 11:30 PM
Only if they can figure out what hand their going to use. So in other words, fat chance. Lol

WallyM3
07-29-2014, 11:33 PM
Silly question on my part.

They hand them out at the southern border.

I'm way too Norte for that.

JeffinNZ
07-29-2014, 11:36 PM
so where do I get the special survival cement block??

You'll have one hanging on the muzzle of your M44 to abate the flash and recoil

waksupi
07-30-2014, 12:23 AM
I'd have to go quite a way to find any concrete. Guess I'll just shoot to wound!

Bad Water Bill
07-30-2014, 04:18 AM
Now I am here to offer you 1 genuine Chiraq combat zone concrete block for only $39.99 + shipping.

Hurry as supplys are definitely limited.

Geraldo
07-30-2014, 08:01 AM
I'm guessing a rock might work as well, but the real application is to bet your friends or enemies you can open a can without tools. ;)

jaysouth
07-30-2014, 08:48 AM
You'll have one hanging on the muzzle of your M44 to abate the flash and recoil

Then you won't have room for a pair of fuzzy dice and spring loaded curb feelers.

Outpost75
07-30-2014, 10:25 AM
Rubbing an ammo SPAM can on the glacis plate of a T54 tank works too, which is why Soviet ammo cans were not routinely equipped with tab keys! Faster to do it the way they show. The technique was developed during WW2 and is common knowledge and shared folklore between vets of their Great Patriotic War, and the Young Communists.

http://masterrussian.com/video/music/kalinka_by_red_russian_army_choir_24.htm

runfiverun
07-31-2014, 02:58 AM
my model 44 got sold for 50 bucks back when.
I decided it wasn't gonna ever do anything more than my sks, and certainly a lot less than my 308, which I could just buy ammo for at the time, and actually hit something with.

when I think back on all the old surplus rifles I bought for 40-79 bucks and shot for cheap then sold for nothing again I wonder why they cost so much nowday's.

Stephen Cohen
07-31-2014, 03:07 AM
As a young foolish lad, I tried to open a can of peaches with a 30/30. Not my greatest moment.

Blacksmith
07-31-2014, 03:39 AM
when I think back on all the old surplus rifles I bought for 40-79 bucks and shot for cheap then sold for nothing again I wonder why they cost so much nowday's.

Nowday's your money is worth less as in (Worthless)!

Garyshome
07-31-2014, 06:59 AM
Just like the Egyptians did 5000 years ago!

Finster101
07-31-2014, 07:37 AM
Watching the video I feel like I'm listening to "Bruno the Acrobatic Bear" from Bugs Bunny.