Holiday Depression .. my story

[omgb]

I was so depressed last night. I get this way during the Holidays. So I called a hotline.
I got one in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They asked me if I knew how to drive a truck.....

[felix]

I know a recruiter in that field. Works for Halliburton. He said a fork-lift driver makes the same pay in a little safer area. When do you want to start? You get 4 trips R&R per year free of charge to anywhere "safe". Start pay is 80K, tax free. ... felix

[Blammer]

lemme guess, your the fork lift operator moving bombs?

[walltube]

I was so depressed last night. I get this way during the Holidays. So I called a hotline.
I got one in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They asked me if I knew how to drive a truck.....

Henny Youngman and Rodney Dangerfield would be proud of you. :lol:

[robertbank]

omgb Surprised they didn't ask if you were a pilot. LOL

Take Care

Bob