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Randy C
08-04-2013, 05:50 PM
There is a VERY important lesson here...



I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty
and shabby-looking homeless man who asked me for a couple of dollars for
dinner.

I took out my wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked,"If I give you this
money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"

"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.

"Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" I asked.

"No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said.."I need to spend
all my time trying to stay alive."

"Will you spend this on hunting equipment?" I asked.

"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't gone hunting in 20
years!"

"Well," I said, "I'm not going to give you money. Instead, I'm going to
take you home for a shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."

The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for
doing that?

I replied, "Don't worry about that. It's important for her to see what a
man looks like after he has given up drinking, fishing and hunting."
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500MAG
08-04-2013, 05:54 PM
Just showing this thread to my wife will start a fight. Lol
s mac
08-04-2013, 06:42 PM
Hey, my wife thought it was great.
2AMMD
08-04-2013, 07:55 PM
You don't actually think she will buy it di you? Good luck.
HighHook
08-04-2013, 09:35 PM
Good one. My old lady just said continue on. I said thank you.
mwk1975
08-10-2013, 01:39 PM
Funny. LOL
DLCTEX
08-11-2013, 10:08 AM
I thought it was a lot funnier than my wife did!
41 mag fan
08-11-2013, 10:10 AM
Mine pushes me out of the house to hunt and fish.....with a stern warning...you better not come back drunk!!!
turmech
08-11-2013, 08:12 PM
I guess I have a funny relationship with my wife right around this time of the year I get asked isn't it hunting season yet. By November I get asked isn't hunting season over yet.

This comes from the same women who has a sign that hang on the wall that says

My husband must have camo on because once again I can't find him.
Randy C
08-11-2013, 08:23 PM
Mine pushes me out of the house to hunt and fish.....with a stern warning...you better not come back drunk!!!

I take a nap then go home.