redneck shooters dictionary

[fishhawk]

ok being we are haveing so much fun with the language and spelling here's a start of the redneck shooters dictionary.
INGOT....i went "INGOT" in troble.... :twisted:

[Old Ironsights]

Tinsel - "Ma, we need more Tinsel for the tree, go peel some off the walls of the casting shed"

[dakotashooter2]

Boolit-"stay away from dat bool it might chase you cross the pasture".

Recoil- "re coil that rope before you hang it up".

Casting- " Dem hornets ca sting ya pretty bad if ya mess with em".

Lyman- "Ya got a little lym an salt to go with this tequila".

Muzzleoader-" Muzzle oa der before he start a fightin with dat stangers dog."]

Winchester- "win chester gonna get that goiter removed?"

Sixgunner- "Is six gunner be enough?"

Handgunner- "Is your hand gunner get better befo deer season?"

Eject- " E ject and the doc din find no broken bones."

Cycled- Cy cled a couple runts outa dat last litter."

Forearm- Sometime I wish I had fore arm stead o just two.

Buttstock- "Don't have 7-08 on hand, butt stock 308's."

[fourarmed]

The well-known language of Hillbonics.

Pious: "We was pious-shootin' geese."

Spatial: "They had a spatial deal on 'em at the store."

[nelsonted1]

Using the word "seen" in place of "saw" every single time possible. ie "Get the seen blade for the circular seen." or "Did you seen that vampire go by" Oops, can't do that even when I try. "Did you see her go by?" Followed by "I seen her too, she was eating my sister's pancreas!"

Try that again.

"Did you seen that vampire go by?"
Followed by "I seen her too, she was eating my sister's pancreas!"
Then "Use the circular seen on her!"

[Jack Stanley]

Emhour - them are .

Ohehs - Oh yes

Seedem - see them

Ayhour - they are

Ahlbee - I will be

whutmah - what am I

Goando - going to do

Witchew - with you



Dave : Emhour ducks !
Vern : Emhour not ducks
Dave : Ohehs ayhour seedem wangs
Vern : ell ahlbee emhour ducks


Whutmah goando witchew ??!!! A term of exasperation meaning basically , What am I to do with you , you respond and learn as if your head is made of concrete .


Jack

[BruceB]

M R Mice.

M R Not.

S A R. C dem I D B D Is?

L I B. M R Mice.

[NVcurmudgeon]

F U N E M?

S, V F M.

F U N E X?

S, V F X.

OK, M N X.

(Conversation overheard in a New York City coffee shop between a customer and a waiter, both recent European immigrants, but not from the same country.)

[sundog]

M R Ducks

R not

M2

Seedem wangs?

L, IB. M R Ducks!

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Pie R squared

Not

Pie are round, corn bread are square

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best one yet REALLY happened. I was gonna sell a few head cattle at the auction and didn't have a way to get them, so the sale barn said they'd send a feller down to pick'em up. Okay. Went to the wrong house. My Mom goes out to t he back porch and this here feller with a crampled up straw hats asks for me. No, she said, and before she could say to stay put she'd get me (steers were up in Dad's loafing shed), he says -- datchorkindownyonder? Now, in those parts it was PRO-nounced as all one word. She was completely awed, as this fine young man was pointing at my house across the hay meadow. They got it all worked eventually, and me an him got a real good covering of, well, we hosed off good in the back by the barn when the cows were loaded. He went on. Made good on the sale. I went back to my house, stripped in the laundry wrong, streaked throught the house to the nearest shower. Ahhhh, good ole country life. Best folks all y'all could ever meet.

are we running out of things cast boolits to discuss?

[SharpsShooter]

M R Farmers
M R Not
S A R
C M M T POCKETS
L I B M R Farmers

[nighthunter]

A ... UCD puppies
EL Em ain't puppies
O S they R puppies
C M PN

[Jack Stanley]

smattachew yew cain tawk lahkthet huhyear!!!

JACK