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deces
04-10-2013, 10:52 PM
An Iranian businessman claims to have mastered time with a machine that allows users to fast forward up to eight years into the future.

Ali Razeghi, a Tehran scientist has registered "The Aryayek Time Traveling Machine" with the state-run Centre for Strategic Inventions.

The device can predict the future in a print out after taking readings from the touch of a user, he told the Fars state newsagency.

Razaeghi, 27, said the device worked by a set of complex algorithims to "predict five to eight years of the future life of any individual, with 98 percent accuracy".

As the managing director of Iran's Centre for Strategic Inventions, Razeghi is a serial inventor with 179 other inventions listed under his own name. "I have been working on this project for the last 10 years," he said.

"My invention easily fits into the size of a personal computer case and can predict details of the next 5-8 years of the life of its users. It will not take you into the future, it will bring the future to you."




Razeghi says Iran's government can predict the possibility of a military confrontation with a foreign country, and forecast the fluctuation in the value of foreign currencies and oil prices by using his new invention.

"Naturally a government that can see five years into the future would be able to prepare itself for challenges that might destabilise it," he said. "As such we expect to market this invention among states as well as individuals once we reach a mass production stage."

Razeghi said his latest project has been criticised by friends and relatives for "trying to play God" with ordinary lives and history. "This project is not against our religious values at all. The Americans are trying to make this invention by spending millions of dollars on it where I have already achieved it by a fraction of the cost," he said. "The reason that we are not launching our prototype at this stage is that the Chinese will steal the idea and produce it in millions overnight."

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/iran/9985757/Iranian-scientist-claims-to-have-invented-time-machine.html

popper
04-10-2013, 11:17 PM
So it would be banned in casinos?

fouronesix
04-10-2013, 11:42 PM
That would explain why folks in that part of the world think they're still living in the 12th century.

Swamp Man
04-10-2013, 11:52 PM
Lmao!!

deces
04-10-2013, 11:52 PM
That would explain why folks in that part of the world think they're still living in the 12th century.

Seems they all have better firearm rights than americans... the 12th century might not be so bad if you can live without football that is.

Oreo
04-11-2013, 12:03 AM
5-8yrs? I was certain this was going to be some joke about American politics. Too bad its not since the machine sure isn't good for anything else.

fouronesix
04-11-2013, 12:05 AM
12th century- no guns, but doubt they had concealed carry permits, universal background checks or magazine capacity limits for their bows, arrows, swords, axes, maces and daggers.

runfiverun
04-11-2013, 12:08 AM
you can see it but not fix it.
we all see where we are headed but can't stop it.

nvbirdman
04-11-2013, 12:26 AM
This is old news to me. I read about that next week.

crashguy
04-11-2013, 12:53 AM
Time machine? Sounds more like a crystal ball app for your iphone .

ReloaderEd
04-11-2013, 02:59 AM
Please please dont sell one to North Korea. Be safe

JeffinNZ
04-11-2013, 04:59 AM
Under the heading of "Loads of tripe I have read today"..... :-)

x101airborne
04-11-2013, 07:41 AM
Please please dont sell one to North Korea. Be safe

All it would show is a mushroom cloud over that part of Asia. No real surprise there.
I would like to see if Obama is going to be elected to a third term. He has crapped on the rest of the Constitution, so why not?

Doc Highwall
04-11-2013, 08:58 AM
I new when obummer was voted in five years ago that the next four years were going to be bad, and I predicted last November that the next four year are going to be bad also. The first thing that happened last November is that I was laid off, right on track again.

I did not even have to invent anything, all I had to do was read and keep my eyes open.

41 mag fan
04-11-2013, 09:04 AM
I seen this thread being posted 5 yrs ago.

runfiverun
04-11-2013, 10:57 AM
and it seems like just yesterday it happened.

RayinNH
04-11-2013, 11:05 AM
In the immortal words of Yogi Berra " The future ain't what it used to be."

sundog
04-11-2013, 11:22 AM
R5R, actually it was just tomorrow...

Kull
04-11-2013, 11:36 AM
When this baby hits 88 mph your going to see some serious sh*t.

fouronesix
04-11-2013, 11:50 AM
When this baby hits 88 mph your going to see some serious sh*t.
:mrgreen: ....and precisely 1.21 gigawatts!

dbosman
04-11-2013, 01:10 PM
I checked next month's papers. The claim didn't stand up.

phonejack
04-11-2013, 10:05 PM
It is nothing more than what "Actuaries" have been doing for years. Otherwise known as "forecasting"

edler7
04-11-2013, 11:14 PM
There's no future in time travel.

hithard
04-11-2013, 11:25 PM
:mrgreen: ....and precisely 1.21 gigawatts!

It runs on trash now....so maybe we're already in the future?