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popper
04-08-2013, 10:38 AM
Told to me by a GS friend of my wife's after the funeral mass of another of her friends. He (the deceased, a 90# small kid at the time) was at a dance and stepped on the shoe of a burly guy's girlfriend. Mr burly asked him to step outside to settle the issue, but didn't car if it was inside or outside. He said he would like to accommodate, but had a problem. He told his date he would get some beer but hadn't gotten any yet (HS kids). Asked Mr. Burly if he had any or could get some. Mr. burly said he didn't but would check around with his friends and promptly walked off. I think I met him a couple times, slept on his porch when my wife & I were dating, again at her HS reunion a few years back. He was a character.

Charlie Two Tracks
04-08-2013, 05:42 PM
Knowing how to handle yourself under pressure.

x101airborne
04-08-2013, 07:27 PM
Now things like that get you the nickname "Smooth".