Supermarket Surround Sound

[SharpsShooter]

The new supermarket near my house has an automatic water mister to keep produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and witness the scent of fresh hay. When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The veggie department features the sound of a gentle breeze and the smell of fresh buttered corn.

I don't buy toilet paper there any more!

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[Jim]

SharpsShooter, you ain't got a grain o' sense! :mrgreen:

[nvbirdman]

Have you tried walking down the feminine hygene asile?

[Bret4207]

I'd stay away from the "Family Planning" section too.

[JeffinNZ]

Well the idea is kinda novel but it doesn't work for all products as we have seen already. I mean, who wants to hear a drunken wino in the beer isle or the merry tune of flatulence in the bean isle!!!!!!!!!![smilie=1: And then there's chewing gum......chump, chump.

OHHHHH, how about "essence of wet dog" in the pet food section?!