Armed Confrontation With A Viscous Field Mouse Today SCARY!

[Just Duke]

This mouse drew on me today. :twisted:
He held Barbie and I at gun point while his buddies open the fridge and stole her goat cheese.
One of them left rat teeth marks in the cheese cake.

I need a BARRETT 50 Cal!!!

[nhrifle]

A mouse that carries a 1911 would definately have me on the defensive, he definitely knows what he is doing!

I think I have what you need to defend yourself against that critter Duke:

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[GOPHER SLAYER]

Duke, I know how you feel. Gophers ran me off my place. We were lucky to get away with what we did. I hate rodents.

[smoked turkey]

Duke, good thing you have the big bores to defend yourself with. Looks like when future trips are planned into the kitchen area that you should arm yourself with something like a three-seven-five and have Barbie back you up with one of your 416s! For this time I am glad you two made it out without a scratch.

[Thumbcocker]

So that is what a mouse gun looks like.

[Aces an Eights]

If you shot him with a .50, it would only make him more viscous. :-D

[linotype]

I'd toss in a flash-bang before entering the kitchen, and slice the pie.
It's all about tactics....

[runfiverun]

i think i'd arm the cat with a shotgun.
maybe one of jims would like a road trip.
i'm sure bill would do okay,the other one is a reprobate but is good on mice.
you'd have to hide the whiskey and dole it out per mouse...

[Just Duke]

I'm loading up some 500 grain full house loads in my .458 Win Mag as we speak.
Using the 1911 as a scale reference how big do you think the mouse is?
Did he escape from Area 51 you think?

[oneokie]

Did he escape from Area 51 you think?

Hanford, Los Alamos, Oak Ridge, White Sands, Nevada Test Site, stow away from Bikini Atoll,

[Smitty's Retired]

I think you need to get you a partner that will watch your back.

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Smitty

[x101airborne]

i think i'd arm the cat with a shotgun.
maybe one of jims would like a road trip.
i'm sure bill would do okay,the other one is a reprobate but is good on mice.
you'd have to hide the whiskey and dole it out per mouse...

OY!!! You leave my good time girl out of this!!! We have a side relationship behind Jim's back.

[tomme boy]

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Both my cats are ready!

[johnnybar]

If only Feinstein knew about these difficult tatical situations...would never consider leaving us with less than 30 rounds!

[Gliden07]

Thanks I needed a good Laugh!!

[waksupi]

Don't shoot it with that .458.

Ab-so-lutely ruins a hide.

[nhrifle]

Waksupi, what if he is shooting solids?

[gandydancer]

QUOTE=DUKE NUKEM;1981032]This mouse drew on me today. :twisted:
He held Barbie and I at gun point while his buddies open the fridge and stole her goat cheese.
One of them left rat teeth marks in the cheese cake.

I need a BARRETT 50 Cal!!![/QUOTE]

that's Pelosie with make up on. She looks much nicer don't you think? :(

[10x]

Nuke it from orbit, it is the only way to go

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[Jim]

Come on, fellas! When are y'all gonna learn this, huh?

How many times I gotta tell ya'?

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[41 mag fan]

I was thinking claymores set up to get the critter, but i think Jims got the solution!

[nhrifle]

Jim's solution still needs an MLRS on the back, just to be sure to have backup. That's one tough mouse!

[Jim Flinchbaugh]

If you need more back up
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v313/James64/sniperdog_zpsafc90dbb.jpg

[lbaize3]

Oh, Lord! Would some of you please come over and lift my fat butt off the floor. I can't get up because I keep laughing! Guess the wife will just have to mop around me until I can calm down some. You all have lifted my spirits on this last day of 2012.

[popper]

A new definition to 'mouse F**t' loads?

[10x]

Oh, Lord! Would some of you please come over and lift my fat butt off the floor. I can't get up because I keep laughing! Guess the wife will just have to mop around me until I can calm down some. You all have lifted my spirits on this last day of 2012.

The solution is a pressure washer and a wet/dry shop vac...
Your wife can simply hose you off and then pick up the excess water with a shop vac.

A shop vac with a ten foot piece of ABS 1 1/2 inch plastic pipe is the solution for hornets as well. Just move real slow when you are using it.

Not to hijack the thread but I use a 1998 ford ranger to haul stuff to the dump. Hornets had built a nest just in front of the drivers side back wheel in the fender well. I drove at about 5 mph to the garbage dump with a cloud of hornets following the truck. The dump caretaker would not get out his office to chat. He told me to take a drive then come back when I had less company. Five minutes at 50 mph and back not a hornet in the nest and I got to unload my garbage.

[drinks]

Just how viscous was it, SAE 30-40-50 or more?

[cbrick]

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Cat for rent and he loves his job.

And when he's off duty.

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Rick

[camaro1st]

guys might want to watch those cats 57447