Wally World Wines!

[wiljen]

Wally World announced that, on January 1, 2007, it began offering customers a new discount item - Its' own brand of wine. The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with Ernest & Hulio Gallo, Winery of California to produce the spirits at an affordable price, in the $2-$5 range. Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Wally World brand into their shopping carts, but "there is a market for inexpensive wine," said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at the University of Arkansas, Bentonville. She said: "But the right name is important."
Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most attractive name for the wine brand. The top surveyed names in order of popularity were:

10. Chateau Traileur Parc

9. White Trashfindel

8. Big Red Gulp

7. World Championship Riesling

6. NASCARbernet

5. Chef Boyardeaux

4. Peanut Noir

3. I Can't Believe it's Not Vinegar

2. Grape Expectations

1. Nasti Spumante

The beauty of these wines is that it can be served
With either white meat (possum) or red meat (groundhog).

[357maximum]

FYI

Possom is red meat, and so is woodchuck even though woodchuck is closer to a white meat, woodchuck is just a big edible rabbit basically. It tastes real good as long as the yellow glands on the wrists are removed prior to parboiling and tossing on the grill....

I vote for #6 by the way

[wiljen]

maybe we should change the white meat to carp then? No harm meant, I just posted it as it arrived in my mailbox.

[redneckdan]

box wine is a pretty big hit here at MTU. During winter carnival people take a tube off a Camelbac hydration pack, take the bag out of a box of wine, attach the tube to the spout and presto, frat boy wine skin with convient dispenser tube.:roll:

[Firebird]

Only at Winter Carnival, not every Friday night? Things must have changed since I was at MTU. I still miss John's double crust pizza, Upper Pennisula of Michigan was a strange place to find the best pizza I've ever tasted.

[HORNET]

Wine at MTU?? Friggin' Yuppies.... Used to have some folks (Jim)Beam into hockey games and had a few preverts that had Gin&Jazz parties but I mostly (well, vaguely) remember lots of beer. Winter Carnival meant 2 big pots of Chili simmering and cold Blatz beer balls (partying on a tight budget). TKE's usually had Stroh's as I recall.
P.S. I thought cat was the other white meat??

[357maximum]

maybe we should change the white meat to carp then? No harm meant, I just posted it as it arrived in my mailbox.

I know, just jerking your chain, and clearing the record straight:mrgreen: I did not mean it to sound pissy, kinda does now that I re-read it...my bad

[KCSO]

I once caught one of our natives stuck in an elevator of the local old folks home. He had consumed a fifth of Canadian Hunter and a quart of Mad Dog 20/20. He thought the elevator was a pay toilet and everytime he flushed he got lost on a different floor. He got to spend the night in the GrayBar motel and the janitor had a real mess to clean up.

He would probably go for the Big Red Gulp, hey that would sell at any NE game too!

[redneckdan]

yup, MTU is currently suffering from a tiny scale yuppie invasion, the fine art departmart is starting to branch out from the Walker Building to the rest of campus. The circle I run with prefers home brew but we're not above buyin a case every now and then.