Holmes & Watson on Safari

[SharpsShooter]

Holmes and Watson are on safari. In the middle of the night, Holmes rouses Watson with a nudge.

Holmes says, "Watson, look upwards and tell me what you see."

Waston replies, "I see millions of stars, Holmes."

To which Holmes responds, "And what do you deduce from that, Watson?"

Watson ponders. Then he says, "Well, astronomically, I conclude that there are millions of galaxies. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately half past three. Meteorologically, I expect that tomorrow will be a clear and beautiful day. Cosmologically, I realize that we humans are but small and insignificant players on God's vast stage."

"Why do you ask, Holmes? What does it mean to you?"

"Watson, you idiot! The natives have stolen our tent!"

[Buckshot]

.............Izzat a lack of situational awareness?

...........Buckshot

[Four Fingers of Death]

My surname is Moriarty. I was a correctional officer until last year when I retired to nurse my wife. Whenever I got a Holmes and a Watson in the cell block/s I was looking after, I always put them in the same or adjoining cells, so that on muster (roll call) the names would be read out together. They never woke up.

[Phil]

Moriarty, eh? Hmmmmm, have to keep close watch on you mate. (:>)

Hope you are doing well Mick. I know you're going through tough times.

Cheers,

Phil

[MT Gianni]

A good joke just got better. Thanks Mick.