Best overheard line of the week

[palmettosunshine]

Heard outside my office today

"but it was in college and the goat didn't seem to mind."

I have absolutely no idea of the context of this quote, it was literally overheard outside my office by a man on the phone as he passed by (and I was on the phone or I would have given chase) so what do we make of this?

Or do we really want to know?

[DCP]

Augie students who lent a hand and learned the tricky process of goat milking. The goats themselves didn’t seem to mind the new hands, as long as there was plenty of sweet feed and apples for dessert.

[stubshaft]

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas!

[Mal Paso]

Alfred Hitchcock and Gene Fowler had cocktails at Hitchcock's penthouse apartment. Both had other engagements later that evening and they shared the elevator down. As other people got on the elevator Hitchcock starts telling Fowler a story, blood everywhere. They reach the lobby, doors open, Hitchcock strides out of the elevator leaving everyone hanging. Fowler rushes to catch up.

Fowler: So what's the end of the story?

Hitchcock: Oh.....There isn't one. That's my elevator story.

[blackthorn]

Next time you are in the back of a crowded elevator, try this "OH NO---not again---bloody motion sickness---". Like a drop of oil on still water---gets you lots of room!

[km101]

If it was in college?? I dont want to know.......dont even want to guess!

[Hardcast416taylor]

"ANIMAL HOUSE"?Robert

[MtGun44]

Steal the Navy mascot?

[bob208]

a friend of mine has a good one. we are at a large gun auction there is a bunch of winchester commertives in their boxes. he says you know only one of them is worth a lot of money. every one leans in but he leaves it like that.