Happy Birthday Deputy Al!

[Gunload Master]

Happy Happy Birthday Deputy Al!:drinks: :drinks:

[rugerman1]

Sent ya an envelope with a small gift:lovebooli

[JudgeBAC]

Happy Birthday; hope you have many more and send lots of lead downrange to celebrate.

[wills]

Had I not scrolled all the way down the first page I would have overlooked this most auspicious of all occasions. Happy Birthday Al, and many happy returns.

[MT Gianni]

Happy Birthday, AL. Gianni

[NVcurmudgeon]

Happy birthday to the poster child for retirement without looking old enough to be called "geezer" or "codger!"

[waksupi]

Happy big one, Al!

[Buckshot]

................You guys be gentle with him. He's really an OWLD guy :-) ! Happy B'day dude!

..............Buckshot

[SharpsShooter]

There ya go, another year shot in the foot. HAPPY Birthday Sir. (We is supoposed to say Sir to our elders ya know)

SS

[KCSO]

A Reporter is in the sticks interviewing a old grizzled one eyed mountain man and she asks what the secret of his longevity. He says" I drink a bottle of whiskey a day I chew tobacco, eat NO vegetables and have bacon every other meal". The reporter said,"thas amazing, How old are you". "I'll be 35 next week".

Keep up the healthy living Al, congratulations.

[robertbank]

Hope you had a happy one Al.

Take Care

Bob

[cobbmtmac]

:drinks: HAPPY BIRTHDAY AL!!! Hope you had a wonderful Day! Looking forward to seeing you June 21st. or so. :Fire:

[9.3X62AL]

Many thanks, all of y'all!

Bill, I only wish I felt as youthful as you allege my appearance to belie. My rotten youngest daughter told me recently that a rest home in my dotage would never do--her preference was to set me adrift on an ice floe for the polar bears.

I knew it was time to retire when the youthful miscreants at work started calling me "The Jurassic Narc" during my later/2nd assignment to drug lab work.

The final indignity occurred last night at dinner, where my younger step-daughter (who works at the restaurant) asked how her job as waitress differed from my first job--bussing tables at The Last Supper. The kids LOVE that reference.

[Gussy]

Happy birthday. Who's oldest on this forum?
Gus

[NVcurmudgeon]

Many thanks, all of y'all!

Bill, I only wish I felt as youthful as you allege my appearance to belie. My rotten youngest daughter told me recently that a rest home in my dotage would never do--her preference was to set me adrift on an ice floe for the polar bears.

I knew it was time to retire when the youthful miscreants at work started calling me "The Jurassic Narc" during my later/2nd assignment to drug lab work.

The final indignity occurred last night at dinner, where my younger step-daughter (who works at the restaurant) asked how her job as waitress differed from my first job--bussing tables at The Last Supper. The kids LOVE that reference.

Both of my children, at ages around six, asked me on different occasions, very seriously, if I had known Abraham Lincoln, George Washington, and even Methuselah. The topper was when Melissa asked me in a coffee shop if there were restaurants when I was young. For once, I had an answer. I told her, "No, dear. We hunted and gathered and ate everything we got on the spot. If we had brought it back to the cave somebody bigger would have taken it for himself."

[KCSO]

I was typing a report at work when a young fellow came in and saw my M19 Smith on the desk, "what's that Chief?' "Thats the gun I was issued in 1971", I replied. He looked at it a minute and said," I heard they carried those in the old days". "Yeah, me and Wyatt Earp each had one". Then he went on,"Say Chief, did you know your gun is 6 years older than I am".

What do you say???

[Ben]

Happy Birthday AL:

I always enjoy reading your comments on this board.
Good Shooting....

Best to you,
Ben

[MT Gianni]

Both of my children, at ages around six, asked me on different occasions, very seriously, if I had known Abraham Lincoln, George Washington, and even Methuselah. The topper was when Melissa asked me in a coffee shop if there were restaurants when I was young. For once, I had an answer. I told her, "No, dear. We hunted and gathered and ate everything we got on the spot. If we had brought it back to the cave somebody bigger would have taken it for himself."

My youngest, quite seriously asked when they invented colors? He knew it was in my time because I would watch old black and white movies. Gianni

[Bret4207]

Happy B-day ya ol' fart!

[Phil]

Congrats old fellow. May your VA facility be close at hand and staffed with competent help. Amazing the parts that I never knew I had until they started breaking or spoiling. Many more happy birthdays to come.

Cheers,

Phil (who has taken his sleeping pills and is almost incoherent.)

[scottiemom]

A very happy day to you!!!

[Lloyd Smale]

Happy birthday Al!!

[9.3X62AL]

All you ladies and gents are far nicer than I deserve. MANY THANKS, again!

[TDB9901]

Been on vacation and haven't been checking the posts, so I'm late, but happy belated greetings, and hope you had a good one...:drinks:

Tom