Classified Nonsense

[Revolver]

I just saw this ad on our local (Maine) classifieds website. I read it numerous times and I still can't exactly grasp what this guy is talking about. Thought it was humorous because it sure sounds like he's trying to say something!

"guns starting 500 to 900 its brand new judge in box comes with works shoots large 45 cal mags and 410 slug or buck shot theses are killer guns in main saw 1 in pawn shop 700 used an nicked up this 1 is new in box friend got me deal 40% an ill cover til u pick up in 5 days only 5 they with works case extras hurry was 7 now 5 or 6 going judge seth 2079446951 if not what youwant but makes sure ready for mans gun like judge deserte egle ext. mans gun..also 12 ccw 4 sale from 455too 900 airlte sw.sig,glock new..959to800 in save hundreds 199 plus trnsfer fee"

[Marvin S]

Yo man.

[Trey45]

This is one of many reasons why drugs are bad...mmmkay.

[nicholst55]

A victim of our public school system, more like.

[jcwit]

Bet this some young guy and its obvious he has no idea how to communicate.

[41 mag fan]

Pass him another beer...looks like he's had one too many already

[Goatwhiskers]

Yeah, my wife who is a teacher told me educators are now talking about no longer teaching cursive writing. Bad enough so many can't spell or punctuate, now we'll have a generation that can't write! Talk about the dumbing down of America! GW

[Ickisrulz]

Most likely a foreign language speaker out of country trying to con people out of money. I've had similar type responses to craigslist items.

[Hickory]

From time to time I see the same sort of stuff here.
It takes a while some times to figure what they are trying to say.:violin:

[Jim]

From time to time I see the same sort of stuff here.
It takes a while some times to figure what they are trying to say.:violin:

That's the first thing I thought of. Sometimes, I never figure it out.

[Chicken Thief]

Leet (l33t) is the language of computer folks

Sounds like it is (I)leet(erate) for stoopid ganstas.

Try to read SMS language, for a foringer that is sometimes a struggle!

[DCM]

Sounds like someone Maine LE needs to try and buy a gun from.

[runfiverun]

i got he saves you money on guns somehow.
i hope he don't talk/speak [whichever] like that for real.

[Bad Water Bill]

HMMMMMMMMMMM

Sounds like a person that was edjamikated at Chikagas finest skools fer 17 yers.

And they are the highest paid anywhere.

[WILCO]

A victim of our public school system, more like.

Another reason why unionized teachers need to go.

[Blammer]

they are pressing hard here in my area for cursive writing. Starts in 3rd grade and that is how you will write until 5th grade. (Kids aren't older than that so don't know what Jr High will bring)

I used to have very good cursive writing, now I just print. Seems easier for me now days.

[captaint]

WOW - I have no idea. Mike

[Wayne Smith]

Ya think maybe he's trying to sell guns? Makes one wonder if he has ever heard of an FFL?

[runfiverun]

well after reading it again.
i started getting out the little paper punch and worked on deciphering the code.
i come up with guns for sale 299 to 699.
and, the black pearl leaves for michigan at midnight.
and, if a train leaves for chicago at 7.am it's painted purple,bring me some orange juice.

[bob208]

maybe it is a batf code for runnig guns into canada to prove that their illeagle guns come from the u.s.

[montana_charlie]

I think he has a new-in-the-box Judge for sale, and he wants something over 500 dollars for it. He said he saw one in a pawn shop that was 'nicked up' for $700.

I suppose it's possible that he needs the money to complete his studies for that literary degree ...

CM

[MT Gianni]

"guns starting 500 to 900 [I am selling guns with a price of $500-$900] its brand new judge in box comes with works shoots large 45 cal mags and 410 slug or buck shot theses are killer guns in main [Used Judge pistol for sale in Maine] saw 1 in pawn shop 700 used an nicked up this 1 is new in box friend got me deal 40% an ill cover til u pick up in 5 days only 5 they with works case extras hurry was 7 now 5 or 6 going judge [I am trying to sell a used gun for over retail because it has a lot of stuff I don't know what it is for that goes with it. I think my price is $500 unless you offer $600] seth 2079446951 {Name & Phone with area code] if not what youwant but makes sure ready for mans gun like judge deserte egle ext. mans gun..[I only sell manly guns] also 12 ccw 4 sale from 455too 900 airlte sw.sig,glock new..959to800 in save hundreds 199 plus trnsfer fee" [ I can order other stuff and save you money over Manufacturers list price which no one sells at anyway].

[9.3X62AL]

Thank you for the translation, Gianni. I'll keep this guy in mind if I ever have need of a 410 bore revolver.

NOT!

[Recluse]

A victim of our public school system, more like.

Agree.

And also a willing victim of cell-phone text-speak.

Drives me insane.

:coffee:

[Blacksmith]

shoots large 45 cal mags

I think that means .45 Colt and since the cartridge is bigger than a .45 ACP he assumes it must be a Magnum.