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Scrounger
03-28-2007, 01:04 PM
I saw a big pickup truck in the parking lot yesterday; it had Texas license plates, a bumper sticker that said, "Retired Air Force", and a sheep in the bed. Can you guess who I thought of? I can't believe all three clues popped up on one vehicle but it's the truth. Only thing you could possibly add would be a cat looking out the window but I wasn't in position to see it if it was. Weird feeling.
NVcurmudgeon
03-28-2007, 03:39 PM
That probably means that the big pickup you saw will be headed north soon. There was a report on the radio the other day that said the University of Nevada is working on cloning a sheep that is 15% human. Would that be enough to exempt those so inclined from the bestiality laws?
Bigjohn
03-28-2007, 04:14 PM
Why do some people here (possibly even myself) pick on other people like this? [smilie=1:

We should remember that PAYBACK can hurt!:(

Until then situation normal.:-D

John.

Yes; even I thought about the person you may have been hinting at.
454PB
03-28-2007, 08:16 PM
Did the sheep look like this?


http://www.castboolits.gunloads.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=3519&stc=1&d=1175134526
MT Gianni
03-28-2007, 09:03 PM
A Texan wouldn't be trying to market that ewe to a Nevada "Ranch" now would he? The possibility is there. Gianni.
Nueces
03-31-2007, 11:40 AM
Nice gams.... :mrgreen:
BruceB
03-31-2007, 03:50 PM
An Argentine gaucho named Bruno

Said, "There's truly one thing that I do know.....

A woman is fine,

And a sheep is divine

But a LLAMA is Numero Uno!!!"
Four Fingers of Death
03-31-2007, 04:23 PM
One of the guys at a prison camp I used to work at had a bust up with his wife and she left him. He had a 1000acre fine wool sheep farm that he used to run as well as working as a bush gang oveseer in the forests with the inmates. He was a sad and sorry camper for weeks and when the staff Christmas party came along, the guys bought him a blow up sheep.

By the way I have absolutely no idea what you are talking about in the first post.
StanDahl
03-31-2007, 09:59 PM
Couldn't have been Carpetman, if I recall correctly, he has a really tiny truck.
Buckshot
04-01-2007, 05:30 AM
.............Could it just be that Wing Wipers have a thing for sheep and the pickup in just incidental? Could be from all those long lonely days in missle silos.

..............Buckshot
NVcurmudgeon
04-01-2007, 09:32 AM
BTW, where is Ray? I miss his words of humor, wisdom, and controversy. think I'll try to smoke him out with a PM.
Scrounger
04-01-2007, 10:40 AM
BTW, where is Ray? I miss his words of humor, wisdom, and controversy. think I'll try to smoke him out with a PM.

Maybe one of the cats got lucky.