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03-23-2007, 04:05 PM
>>>
>>> Actual writings from hospital charts:
>>>
>>> 1. The patient refused autopsy.
>>>
>>> 2. The patient has no previous history of suicides.
>>>
>>> 3. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital.
>>>
>>> 4. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband
>>> states she was very hot in bed last night.
>>>
>>> 5. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a
>>> year.
>>>
>>> 6. On the second day the knee was better, and on the third day it
>>> disappeared.
>>>
>>> 7. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to
>>> be depressed.
>>>
>>> 8. The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.
>>>
>>> 9. Discharge status: Alive but without permission.
>>>
>>> 10. Healthy appearing decrepit 69-year old male, mentally alert but
>>> forgetful.
>>>
>>> 11. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.
>>>
>>> 12. She is numb from her toes down.
>>>
>>> 13. While in ER, she was examined, x-rated and sent home.
>>>
>>> 14. The skin was moist and dry.
>>>
>>> 15. Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.
>>>
>>> 16. Patient was alert and unresponsive.
>>>
>>> 17. Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid.
>>>
>>> 18. She stated that she had been constipated for most of
>>> her life, until she got a divorce.
>>>
>>> 19. I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical
>>> therapy.
>>>
>>> 20. Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.
>>>
>>> 21. Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.
>>>
>>> 22. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.
>>>
>>> 23. Skin: somewhat pale but present.
>>>
>>> 24. The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor.
>>>
>>> 25. Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities
>>>
>>>----------
>>> Actual writings from hospital charts:
>>>
>>> 1. The patient refused autopsy.
>>>
>>> 2. The patient has no previous history of suicides.
>>>
>>> 3. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital.
>>>
>>> 4. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband
>>> states she was very hot in bed last night.
>>>
>>> 5. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a
>>> year.
>>>
>>> 6. On the second day the knee was better, and on the third day it
>>> disappeared.
>>>
>>> 7. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to
>>> be depressed.
>>>
>>> 8. The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.
>>>
>>> 9. Discharge status: Alive but without permission.
>>>
>>> 10. Healthy appearing decrepit 69-year old male, mentally alert but
>>> forgetful.
>>>
>>> 11. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.
>>>
>>> 12. She is numb from her toes down.
>>>
>>> 13. While in ER, she was examined, x-rated and sent home.
>>>
>>> 14. The skin was moist and dry.
>>>
>>> 15. Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.
>>>
>>> 16. Patient was alert and unresponsive.
>>>
>>> 17. Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid.
>>>
>>> 18. She stated that she had been constipated for most of
>>> her life, until she got a divorce.
>>>
>>> 19. I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical
>>> therapy.
>>>
>>> 20. Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.
>>>
>>> 21. Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.
>>>
>>> 22. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.
>>>
>>> 23. Skin: somewhat pale but present.
>>>
>>> 24. The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor.
>>>
>>> 25. Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities
>>>
>>>----------