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Red River Rick
03-07-2007, 12:17 AM
A bit political but no offense to anyone. Just thought some fellow Canuck's might get a good chuckle with all the BULLS*^T gun laws impossed on use by our former government.

RRR


The Pope took a couple of days off to visit the rugged mountains of The Yukon
for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the campground in the Pope
Mobile when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods.

A helpless Liberal, wearing sandals, shorts, a "Save the Whales" hat, and
a "To Hell with Harper" T-shirt, was screaming while struggling frantically
and thrashing around trying to free himself from the grasp a 10-foot
grizzly. As the Pope watched in horror, a group of Conservative loggers came
racing up.

One quickly fired a 44 magnum into the bear's chest. The other two reached
up and pulled the bleeding, semiconscious Liberal from the bear's grasp.
Then using long clubs, the three loggers finished off the bear and two Of
them threw it onto the bed of their truck while the other tenderly placed
the injured Liberal in the back seat.

As they prepared to leave, the Pope summoned them to come over. "I give you
my blessing for your brave actions!" he told them. "I heard there was a
bitter hatred between Conservative loggers and Liberal Environmental
activists but now I've seen with my own eyes that this is not true."

As the Pope drove off, one of the loggers asked his buddies "Who was that
guy?"

"It was the Pope," another replied. "He's in direct contact with Heaven and
has access to all wisdom."

"Well," the logger said, "he may have access to all wisdom but he sure
doesn't know anything about Grizzly bear hunting! By the way, is the bait
holding up, or do we need to go back to Ontario and get another one?"

45stomp
03-07-2007, 03:02 AM
Good one! Only trouble is we can"t use bait for bear hunting in BC:( ..........oh well I'll just have to go to the Yukon[smilie=1:
Stomp:drinks:

robertbank
03-07-2007, 11:38 AM
Now I know why we can't use bait in B.C. to hunt bears with.

Take Care

Bob

9.3X62AL
03-07-2007, 08:21 PM
I suggested a similar method for Los Angeles gang members some years back, and it was met with general rank-and-file approval at work. As usual, the District Attorney and County Counsel spoiled an otherwise worthwhile venture into creative law enforcement.

It's not just BC officials that restrain trade and stifle enterprise--it happens in Baja Acadia, too.

7br
03-07-2007, 11:14 PM
Way back when I was cynical and gangs were more active in Wichita than they are now, I came up with the idea of Gang night at the local shooting ranges. Come in wearing your colors and you got to shoot for free. The idea was the gang bangers would develop better marksmanship skills. This would lead to less of a chance of innocent bystanders getting hit and a higher chance of another gangbanger getting hit. A win-win situation in my book.

Later on, I took my son to a LeMons go cart track and a truly revolutionary idea was born. Combine gang warfare with LeMons go cart tracks and remove the violence from the streets entirely while making a tidy profit. Naturally, my plans were thwarted by some do-gooder lawyers.

Such is my life.

Have I told you about my ideas for smokers' kiosks and Unreality television shows?

doc25
03-08-2007, 06:21 PM
Sh*t I'd use 2 liberals for bait!:redneck: