WEBER Gets Partial Endorsement from Carpetman 2nd Protection

[carpetman]

The Carpetman 2nd Protection has given Weber a partial endorsement. Full endorsements require much more thorough research than has been conducted at this time. Weber is the company that makes gas grills and accessories. Last year I bought a Weber Flame,which is an outdoor fireplace. Now Weber claimed that when you lite it up,those around will erupt into singing(singing around the campfire). This has not happened. I have not had anyone sing around my Weber Flame. Maybe someday the right person will come along. Now other than this,I had liked everything about the unit. Then I discovered that the porcelain finish on the top of it had a small crack with sharp edges. I wont go into details as to how I know it was sharp,but will say I was picking out porcelain splinters from my finger for a couple of weeks. So I called Weber. I have to say I didn't pay enough attention when they answered to ascertain if it is pronounced webb burr or We burr. I was routed to a customer assistant that was very pleasant. She wanted the serial number from the unit to determine that it was in warranty. Now admittedly this was more hassle than RCBS gives,but RCBS has unlimited warranty. Within a few days I had a new top---free of charge. Based on this fine service, Carpetman 2nd protection gives a partial endorsement. Partial endorsements are easily revoked. There are still several unknown factors about Weber that prevents a full endorsement----these things require checking out. I don't know if they accept Pay Pal. I don't know that they ever endorsed Jim Zumbo. If they did has this been severed? If they didn't was it a matter of not liking him or was it they are anti gun? I don't know if any Weber employees have AR or SKS. Not sure how many Glock owners are on their payrolls. All kinds of questions. As you can see this Carpetman 2nd protection requires a lot of work and it costs money. All the donations that have been flooding in are appreciated and if you have not donated to the fund yet, keep this worthy cause in mind. Don't let your gun go unprotected.

[sundog]

Ah dang it all, C-man. I thought you knew better. About the singing around the campfar thingy. Y'all gotta get everybody to hold hands, then y'all start'em off with a chorus of Kumbaya..., sway back and forth and all. Roast marshmallos, make Some-mores. You know, feel each other's pain and pleasure sorta thing.

Y'all ever seen a bunch a cowpokes holdin' hands around the campfar? No? Me neither.

[Poygan]

Carpetman,

I think perhaps you were the victim of a poor translation from the language of the country in which the fireplace was produced, into English. What I believe they meant to say that everyone around the fireplace would erupt (as in, burst into flames) and would be singed, as in let's singe these chickens after they are plucked.

[Scrounger]

Doesn't the screaming of the roasting cats qualify as singing?

[carpetman]

VP Cheney will not be around my campfire. He was moved to a bomb shelter. Many think this was for security reasons. Not so. It was for companionship. All his hunting buddies have been holed up in bomb shelters until quail season ends. Wonder if they have a Weber Flame in the bomb shelter?

[carpetman]

Poygan---You may have a good point there--erupt into flames and be singed.

[KCSO]

What I want to know is how many pounds of lead will it process in an hour? Does the lead stick to the porcelain? Is it beefy enough for a 50 pound pot? How could you miss the important details?

[wills]

... Now Weber claimed that when you lite it up,those around will erupt into singing(singing around the campfire). This has not happened. I have not had anyone sing around my Weber Flame. .


Have you told Weber about the singing problem? The warranty may cover it. They can probably send over Briteny Spears or Barbara Streisand!

[Bigjohn]

Last time we were singing around the campfire; 'ELVIS' the skycrane dumped his load of water on us. I didn't think we were singin' that badly. :-D

John.

[rvpilot76]

They can probably send over Briteny Spears or Barbara Streisand!

Geez, I'd have to buy a .50 if Barbara came over; show her how "evil" an inanimate object is. Like I need her friggin' presence to buy a Barrett! :-D

Kevin

[wills]

Geez, I'd have to buy a .50 if Barbara came over; show her how "evil" an inanimate object is. Like I need her friggin' presence to buy a Barrett! :-D

Kevin

I figured they would send the Carpetman something that had the initials B. and S.

[Scrounger]

I figured they would send the Carpetman something that had the initials B. and S.


Yep, look at his boot: