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robertbank
02-17-2007, 02:20 PM
A Japanese company (Toyota ) and an American company (Ford)
decided to have a canoe race on the Missouri River . Both teams
practiced long and hard to reach their peak performance before the race.


On the big day, the Japanese team won by a mile.
The Americans, very discouraged and depressed, decided to investigate
the reason for the crushing defeat. A management team made up of
senior management was formed to investigate and recommend
appropriate action.


Their conclusion was the Japanese team had 8 people rowing and 1 person steering, while the American team had 8 people steering and 1 person rowing.


So American management hired a consulting company and paid them a large amount of money
for a second opinion. The consultants advised that too many people
were steering the boat, while not enough people were rowing.


To prevent another loss to the Japanese, the American's rowing team's
management structure was totally reorganized to 4 Steering
supervisors, 3 area steering superintendents and 1 assistant Superintendent steering manager.


They also implemented a new performance system
that would give the 1 person rowing the boat greater incentive to
work harder. It was called the "Rowing Quality First Program,"
with meetings, dinners and free pens for the rower. There was discussion of getting new paddles,
canoes and other equipment, extra vacation days for practices and bonuses.


The next year the Japanese won by two miles!
Humiliated, the American management laid off the rower for poor
performance, halted development of a new canoe, sold the paddles,
and canceled all capital investments for new equipment.


The money saved was distributed to the Ford Senior Executives as bonuses
and the next year's racing team was outsourced to India.

Jack Stanley
02-17-2007, 07:01 PM
Somehow ...... all of that sounds all to familiar :roll:

Jack

Four Fingers of Death
02-18-2007, 02:39 AM
That does have a familiar ring to it.
I remember reading about the problems getting ball point pens to work in space. NASA spent a fair amount of money liaising with industry in th edesign of a new ball point which had a spring and when writing the pressure forced ink onto the writing surface and when the pen was lifted, the ink flow was stopped.

The Russians used pencils.

I don't know if this is true or just a myth, but it sounds about right.

mick.

Thin Man
02-18-2007, 05:51 AM
I heard about that race in the media. The Ford steering team announced their success in this huge international race by claiming that, out of all entrants, they had come in "Second Place." To make their point, they went on to claim that Toyota had entered the race only to finish "next to last." Somehow I think my boss has studied at the Ford School of Media Relations...........

Thin Man