CarpetMan Joke

[Scrounger]

A minister decided that a visual demonstration
would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.


The first worm was put
into a container of alcohol.
The second worm was put
into a container of cigarette smoke.
The t hird worm was put into
a container of chocolate syrup.< /B>
The fourth worm was put into
a container of good clean soil.


At the conclusion of the sermon,
the Minister reported the following results:


The first worm in alcohol -
Dead.

The second worm in cigarette smoke -
Dead .



Third worm in chocolate syrup -
Dead .



Fourth worm in good clean soil -
Alive.< FONT face=Arial size=5>



So the Minister asked the congregation -

What can you learn from this demonstration?

Ray, who had just followed a ewe into the church, spoke up: "If you drink, smoke, and eat chocolate, you won't get worms."

[357maximum]

You can be the best humanitarian the world has ever seen, no one remembers you for your deeds for very long...

You can be the nicest fella in the world...you will soon be forgotten


You can be helpful most your life and no one sings any form of praise or rembers your name..


You can make anyone laugh,,,no one cares to recall....


Take one little lamb out behind the woodshed, everyone remembers you as a sheep%$@&^% forever....

[Gussy]

Kinda like the media. They can't just name an individual they have to include a tag. Joe, exmarine (marine 35 yrs ago); sam, firefighter (when he was 20, he's 80 now been unemployed since then); jane, exhooker (now you want her phone no?), Carpet man,..... oh well, you know.

[9.3X62AL]

I just hope the Air Force updated his armament when he was sworn in.

[Scrounger]

I just hope the Air Force updated his armament when he was sworn in.

Yeah. They issued him a Shepherd's Staff.