KCSO
01-22-2007, 02:38 PM
I thought this was a hoot and my wife said she ses NO humor in it.
A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up leaving
together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his
apartment, she notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled
with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears.
There are three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of
cute, cuddly teddy bears,carefully placed in rows covering the entire
wall!
It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them
and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put into
organizing the display. There were small bears all along the bottom shelf,
medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle shelf, and huge,
enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf. She found it
strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a large a collection
of Teddy Bears, but doesn't mention this to him, and actually is quite
impressed by his sensitive side.
They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and, after a while, she
finds herself thinking, "Oh my God! Maybe, this guy could be the one!
Maybe he could be the future father my children?"
She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips. He responds
warmly.They continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he romantically
lifts her inhis arms and carries her into his bedroom where they rip off
each other's clothes and make hot, steamy love. She is so overwhelmed that
she responds with more passion, more creativity, more heat than she has
ever known.
After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive guy,
they are lying there together in the afterglow.
The woman rolls over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly, "Well, how
was it?"
The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into her
eyes, and says:
"Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf."
A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up leaving
together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his
apartment, she notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled
with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears.
There are three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of
cute, cuddly teddy bears,carefully placed in rows covering the entire
wall!
It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them
and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put into
organizing the display. There were small bears all along the bottom shelf,
medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle shelf, and huge,
enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf. She found it
strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a large a collection
of Teddy Bears, but doesn't mention this to him, and actually is quite
impressed by his sensitive side.
They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and, after a while, she
finds herself thinking, "Oh my God! Maybe, this guy could be the one!
Maybe he could be the future father my children?"
She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips. He responds
warmly.They continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he romantically
lifts her inhis arms and carries her into his bedroom where they rip off
each other's clothes and make hot, steamy love. She is so overwhelmed that
she responds with more passion, more creativity, more heat than she has
ever known.
After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive guy,
they are lying there together in the afterglow.
The woman rolls over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly, "Well, how
was it?"
The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into her
eyes, and says:
"Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf."