The Ballad of Joe StarMetal

[Scrounger]

[smilie=l: The Ballad of Joe StarMetal

Oh, my name is Joe StarMetal and I can do it all,
I can shoot a deer at 400 yards and butcher it before it falls,
I can turn it into jerky, right where it's at,
and do it all quicker, than Ray can skin a cat.

My jerky is sweet and hot and wow,
when you bite down on it, it doesn't say, "Meow".
But shooting is my best game, I do it a lot,
I'm so good most of my one hole groups only took one shot!

I can answer any question, anything you ask,
I can tell you anything, help you with any task.
I can tell by that look on your face, this is a shock to you,
How someone so talented, can be so modest, too. [smilie=l:

[carpetman]

Now theres a classic before the ink dries. What singer you figure will be the first to record it?

[StarMetal]

I think Axiel Rose of Guns & Roses could do it good.

Joe

[Scrounger]

I think Axiel Rose of Guns & Roses could do it good.

Joe

Do I get royalties?

[carpetman]

Axel Rose wont be doing the ballad. Besides being mad that his name was spelled wrong,he had no interest. But think big. I mean think HUGE. Really HUGE--Waksupi size pickup. Elvis has shown more interest than any of the other folks contacted.

[StarMetal]

Ray

The KING, how could I have been so blind. Native of my state too, how was I so foolish. Okay Ray, do you have a good connection with Elvis? Set up a contract, me, you, and Art will split the cash.

Joe

[NVcurmudgeon]

Joe, Elvis a native of your state? I thought he was from Tupelo, Miss. IIRC there was a funny song called "The tupelo Mississippi flash."

[StarMetal]

Well stated that wrong. Yeah he was born in Miss in 1935, but moved to Memphis, TN in 1948 and made his home there from then on.

Joe