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Old Ironsights
12-20-2006, 03:47 PM
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y180/MrMisanthrope/747DoorGunner.jpg

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Poygan
12-20-2006, 05:13 PM
I'd fly with him!
OldBob
12-20-2006, 07:18 PM
Whoooeeee........... gives clearing the runway for landing a whole new meaning !
Boz330
12-22-2006, 09:49 AM
It would take an Airline Captain to afford one of those

Bob
Lee
12-23-2006, 08:26 PM
I'd like to see the expression on the face of the towel head with box cutters when he meets up with this guy!!!.............................Lee:)
montana_charlie
12-23-2006, 09:45 PM
If he's usin' that to hold the fort in the cockpit...wonder what the stewardi are packin'...?
CM
obssd1958
12-23-2006, 11:12 PM
Now Lee...
Those aren't towels, they are little sheets...
so they are called "little sheet heads"...........................................[smilie=1:
JeffinNZ
12-24-2006, 12:53 AM
Happiness is a Barrett Light .50!!!!
Old Ironsights
12-26-2006, 01:47 PM
If he's usin' that to hold the fort in the cockpit...wonder what the stewardi are packin'...?
CM

What I'd like to see is that mounted on a pintle just behind the cabin door....

"Stewardess to Capitan - Terrorists with boxknives want you to open the cabin door... They are all lined up down the main aisle..."

"Captain to Door Gunner... On my mark, fire one, repeat one subsonic .50 through the cabin door down the main aisle. Flight Deck: activate headphone cutouts. In Flight Crew prepare for wet cleanup in Asile #1...." :twisted: