Christmas Carols For The Disturbed

[Gun-adian]

1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings
Disoriented Are

3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn
and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks
and Trees and.....

6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of
Roasting on an Open Fire

8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm
Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh
look at the Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?

10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells

[Old Ironsights]

10. Agoraphobia --- I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My House

11. Senile Dementia --- Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House In My Slippers and Robe

12. Oppositional Defiant Disorder --- I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House

13. Social Anxiety Disorder --- Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate


As for me... I'll just go and watch The Ref. Best. Christmas. Movie. Ever. (If you are as misanthropic as I am anyway...)

[357maximum]

Excellent fellas


Gun-Adian has my vote for "the best avatar" award....would make a dandy Christmas card to send to Jim and Sarah...

[Bret4207]

#13 Rotflmao!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Old Ironsights]

Christmas Dinner's Coming...

http://www.jingleshells.com/flash_content/flash_content.html

[NVcurmudgeon]

My favorite starts with the line, "Chipmunks roasting on an open fire."

[NVcurmudgeon]

Old Ironsights, I can hardly wait for my wife to get home and see the Gerber Christmas Card!

[Old Ironsights]

My favorite starts with the line, "Chipmunks roasting on an open fire."

Wreck the walls with Twin Gun Volleys
- shooting into crowds to watch them run.
GE Miniguns make me Jolly
- mount two on your car, for twice the fun.
Kill we now the Christmas Shoppers
- in the halls of the malls cut them down!
Hand Grenades are Party Stoppers
- lob one in the eggnog and run, run, run! [smilie=1:

Trinitrotolulene, Det Cord and ANFO
RDX, C4 and A4 we all know
Mine clearing charges laid out in long strings,
These are a few of my favorite things!

Cream coloured SEMTEX in wax paper wrappers
Electric blasting caps set off those snappers
Nitrogen Compounds and THERMITE for flings
These are a few of my favorite things!

In the twilight, of a fire fight, when I'm feeling sad
I set off a few of my favorite things, and then I don't feel so bad! :twisted:

:mrgreen:

[SharpsShooter]

Roflmao!!!!!!!!!!!!


Ss

[Gun-adian]

Excellent fellas


Gun-Adian has my vote for "the best avatar" award....would make a dandy Christmas card to send to Jim and Sarah...


Thanks for the vote. My 7 year old daughter got a kick out of it.

It was a pic of her first shoot this summer. She couldn't hold the weight of my shorty AR and the bench was too high for her to stand in front of, so some improvisation was required.

It worked for the most part and she had a great time. That's all that matters.

One more convert in the family. Yahoo!!!

Merry Christmas, Gents.

Mike.