Bigjohn
12-06-2006, 09:41 PM
Now; what is it about the above statement that I mis-understood?
The wifes birthday was near so I asked her what she would like for her birthday.
She replied; "I'd love to be eight, again".
So I prepared for her birthday. On the morning of her birthday, I arose early and made her a nice bowl of Coco Pops.
Accepting no arguments, I then took her off to the local theme park. [smilie=1:
WOW; what a day! :-D
Despite her attempted protests I put her on every ride in the park. Hours later and breathless she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reelling and her stomach felt upside down. :-D
We then went to the nearest McDonalds where I ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a large refreshing chocolate Milk Shake.
Then we went off to the movies; the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn and all the coke she could drink, her favourite lollies and M&Ms. What a fabulous adventure. :roll:
Finally, we went home and she wobbled inside and collapsed onto the bed, exhausted.
I leaned over the birthday Girl with a big smile and asked, "Well Dear, what was it like being eight, again?"
She slowly opened her eyes, her expression changed, then she said, "I meant my dress size, you f*#kin' tw*t".
Now, even when I listen to what she is saying, I am still going to get it wrong.
I may be able to move back into the house next week, meanwhile the dog snores at night and needs some more flea powder.
John.
The wifes birthday was near so I asked her what she would like for her birthday.
She replied; "I'd love to be eight, again".
So I prepared for her birthday. On the morning of her birthday, I arose early and made her a nice bowl of Coco Pops.
Accepting no arguments, I then took her off to the local theme park. [smilie=1:
WOW; what a day! :-D
Despite her attempted protests I put her on every ride in the park. Hours later and breathless she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reelling and her stomach felt upside down. :-D
We then went to the nearest McDonalds where I ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a large refreshing chocolate Milk Shake.
Then we went off to the movies; the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn and all the coke she could drink, her favourite lollies and M&Ms. What a fabulous adventure. :roll:
Finally, we went home and she wobbled inside and collapsed onto the bed, exhausted.
I leaned over the birthday Girl with a big smile and asked, "Well Dear, what was it like being eight, again?"
She slowly opened her eyes, her expression changed, then she said, "I meant my dress size, you f*#kin' tw*t".
Now, even when I listen to what she is saying, I am still going to get it wrong.
I may be able to move back into the house next week, meanwhile the dog snores at night and needs some more flea powder.
John.