my goofy Xmas casters poem

[castalott]

A BULLET CASTER'S XMAS!

THE WIND- IT WAS BLOWING...THE HOUSE-IT WAS COLD
THE TV WAS BORING..THE PROGRAMS WERE OLD..
THE KIDS HAD NEW GAMES SO THE COMPUTER WAS TAKEN
THE WIFE WAS EXHAUSTED FROM ALL OF THAT BAKING...

SO WHAT COULD I DO BUT WALK TO THE SHOP..
FIRE UP THE STOVE AND WAKE UP THE POT...
PICK OUT A MOLD ....AND START TO GRIN...
FLUX IT JUST ONCE AND THEN TO BEGIN..

BULLETS FOR LEVERS,OR BULLETS FOR COLTS
BULLETS FOR AUTOS OR BULLETS FOR BOLTS
BULLETS TO SHOOT IN ANY TYPE WEATHER
OR BULLETS TO STOCKPILE TO LAST ME FOREVER!

HAPPY IS HE WHO DOES WHAT HE PLEASES...
THE DAY THAT IS HIS IS THE ONE THAT HE SEIZES!
MAKING SOMETHING FROM NOTHING,A PLEASURE LIKE SIN!
SO WAKE UP YOUR MELTER AND YOU CAN BEGIN!

DALE *******
12/24/04



Ok, Ok....I'm no Shakespeare.....

[45 2.1]

Dale-
That poem fits you to a "T". Thanks for sharing.

[45stomp]

I love it........but you spelled BOOLITS wrong;)
Stomp

[Gunload Master]

Bravo! :drinks:

[redneckdan]

I like it. I needed a laugh today, thanks.:-D

[versifier]

Good job.

[Buckshot]

.................Amen, and very well done! A day to day casters anthem, Christmas time or not.

...............Buckshot

[DuncaninFrance]

ONE question - how did you get past the washing up? ;-)

[Ranch Dog]

Most excellent :drinks:

[Aldeer]

This is great! Just ran across it - deserves to go back to the top.

[walltube]

didn't know boolits.

I printed your poem for framing. Really.

W'tube

[Shepherd2]

Great poem. Not goofy at all.