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nighthunter
10-31-2006, 06:16 PM
HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DON'T MOVE FAST
ANYMORE.

George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed
when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which
she could see from the bedroom window.
George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw
that there were people in the shed stealing things.

He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and
he said "no". Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he
should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available.

George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the
police again.

Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were
people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause I've
just shot them all." Then he hung up.

Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit,
and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips residence and caught the
burglars red-handed.

One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said that
you'd shot them!"
George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
(True Story) I LOVE IT!

Nighthunter

Uncle R.
10-31-2006, 06:51 PM
HAR!
:-D
I love it!
If it's really a true story, the poor guy will no doubt be charged with obstructing an officer, filing a false report, or some similar "crime" for his dastardly misdeed.
It's a helluva world...
:(

JeffinNZ
11-01-2006, 09:59 PM
All about how to motivate people really.

My late father once got the police out to a somewaht rowdy party in our street; the venue of which was a little suspect on a good day.

All he had to do was add to the end of his sentence ".....and I think there's drugs involved........." and the police show up very rapidly. Probably wasn't but it got quiet real quick. :-D :drinks:

omgb
11-01-2006, 10:18 PM
I use this one: I heard reports, several in fact. It sounded as if someone were either firing a gun or shooting off really big fire crackers. What I am pretty sure of is that there is a whole lot of drinking going on and somebody is shooting something or other.

That gets the LACO Sheriff out every time.