What Kids Won't Say

[Jetwrench]

Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call.
The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr
old girl to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see
while he helped deliver the baby.
Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked.
Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born.
The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his
bottom. Connor began to cry.

The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the
wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just
witnessed. Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled
in there in the first place......smack his butt again!"
:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: JETWRENCH

[SharpsShooter]

Heh!Heh! Kids will always remember exactly what you said.......when you wish they hadn't heard in the first place.

[Bigjohn]

A childs logic on a situation can be quite humourous. That one was worth a chuckle :-D

John

[krag35]

Several years ago, My Sister took my Daughter to some hoity toity dress shop. Sis was looking at dresses with the assistance of a couple clerks, when my Daughter walks up and says "Aunt Carrie, pull my finger" Sis said it was hard to leave in a hurry with dignity.

[rugerman1]

"Aunt Carrie, pull my finger"

:mrgreen: [smilie=l: :-D