Gun Nomenclature

[shootingbuff]

Gun Nomenclature
1. BORE- Reading another Weaver vs Iso article
2. BUTT- What gets shot off if you fail to train
3. FRONT SIGHT- Annoying part that obscures your view
of the target
4. REAR SIGHT- Part used to remove callouses from
hands during malfunction clearance drills
5. MUZZLE- Clamp like device used to prevent utterance
of b.s. by Shumer, Kerry, Feinswine, etc
6. PISTOL- Device often used as a substitute for a
real weapon
7. SOCIAL SECURITY- Repeating 12 gauge shotgun
8. BUCKSHOT- Pills used to cure social diseases
9. 1911-
a. pivotal date in firearms history
b. number of gizmos in range bag
c. rounds fired monthly by really good shots

10. COMBAT FLASHLIGHT- Device used to pinpoint your
location for the enemy under poor lighting conditions
11. EXTENDED MAGAZINE RELEASE- Device used to prevent
magazines from staying in the weapon
12. EXTENDED SLIDE RELEASE- Device used to keep the
slide from locking open
13. DROP-IN PARTS- accessories that demand meticulous
hand fitting by an experienced gunsmith
14. LASER- Amusement device for pet cats
15. SPARE MAGAZINE- weighted device used to
counter-balance the pistol on the belt
16. BUG- Back-Up Gun, carried strictly to keep parts
from breaking on the big pistol
17. BULLET- Remote control drill, used to create
apertures into the subcutaneous environment

[Bloodman14]

After reading this and the other two threads, I think you need a hobby.

[P.K.]

After reading this and the other two threads, I think you need a hobby.

LMAO!

Some of those are pretty funny, to a degree. #10 at least for me. The right light in certain conditions is a lifesaver. No one thinks of it as a weapon, or the SS barrel of my inkpen for that matter. I may not be able to lug my side arm into some buildings but nobody bats an eye at either of the other two items mentioned. The strike bezel on the flash light alone should be considered an "edged" weapon. :-D

[shootingbuff]

After reading this and the other two threads, I think you need a hobby.

Wish I could take credit. All I am doing is passing on some old files I ran across hoping others may find humor in it. We all need to laugh - even you [smilie=w:[smilie=s::shock:

[swheeler]

Funny stuff, especially #5

[Bloodman14]

Wish I could take credit. All I am doing is passing on some old files I ran across hoping others may find humor in it. We all need to laugh - even you [smilie=w:[smilie=s::shock:

I was definitely amused; most of them apply to me!

[shootingbuff]

I was definitely amused; most of them apply to me!

Glad to hear it.

If you noticed ,my response, though meant to be funny may not have been taken that way. And that sir, is why I post other folks work. :bigsmyl2:

May you and all the good folks of castboolit have a very merry Christmas![smilie=p:

[fecmech]

Not exactly on topic but how do I cut and paste "Gun Nomenclature" so that the letters come out larger so I can cover a full page? I tried putting it into word and changing the font size but that didn't work. I'd like to post this on the board at the Club. Nick

[fecmech]

Belay that request--I posted it in notepad then copied that into Word larger and it worked. Sorry for interrupting the thread.

[BOOM BOOM]

HI,
THANKS FOR THE LAUGH.:Fire::Fire:

[DragoonDrake]

I liked it. Thank you.

[shootingbuff]

BB / DD your welcome.:grin: